My favourite is; To the tune of The Animals marched in 2 by 2... His neck scars prove his head fell off, Tevez, Tevez. He'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez. The ugly f***, the Argie c***, they've sewn his head on back to front, Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's son!
Well I hope you have a wet spot for Oldham fans... Loiner, we need a Northern Republican Army reunion. There's more dirty jocks, Midlanders and Suverners moving in.
Agreed, it's a bit disgusting really. Half of the new Leeds fans we've got aren't even Northerners who I can recruit.
We need to remind 'em who's boss. Maybe a campaign of terror, and no surrender 'till the North is free and independent should do it.
When Barrow came down to oxford after the floods. the Oxford fans chanted "Did you come in a dingy, come in a dingy!" That and the other chant was "Did you come in your wellies!"
Actually, the North can have Glasgow. It looks like a northern city: grim, smelly and over-run with junkies and chavs.
The Scotch could live in heaven and they'd still be a bunch of miserable complaining ****s. At least us Northerners accept we have some ****holes and get on with it happily. They aren't the main threat to our domination of not606 any more to be fair, they've died down a bit now since Phase One of the NRA schedule was completed. The Southerners led by that bizarre goatfucker SidRangers are the next target. I'm hopeful that the Midlanders will surrender and simply accept our leadership. They are a weak people.
We run not606 son and don't you forget it. We don't need to be Mods in a vain attempt at power. We are numerous and strong and as Braveheart showed, we also have the Irish on our side.