...Christopher Columbus discovered America. Queen Victora died. The Wright Brothers flew the first aeroplane. The Titanic sank. The First World War ended Fleming discovered penecillin Jimmy Tarbuck...no don't go there Scousers learned how to remove car wheels and start a growth industry. Scousers invent the dole office and perhaps the greatest and longest lasting achievement; Jimmy McCretin wins the Nobel Prize for his thesis in 'How to maximise individual prosperity for a husband & wife and 11 children frim the Benefit System. This post is in recognition of all Liverpool fans on our board, oh and Evertonians albeit to a lesser extent.
Voyager 2 has also travelled 10 billion kilometers in that time. Which is the distance from Liverpool to London and back 33.8 million times. At standard motorway speeds, that would take 14,135 years. Longer if your wheels have been stolen.
And the Scouse conga was invented, "Dee doo dat dere doh don't dee" "Dee doo dat dere doh don't dee" "Dee doo dat dere" "Dee doo dat dere"
