I took her out for dinner, I was paying, it was my shout, But the longer I wined and dined her, Getting my hole seemed in doubt. She didn't like my banter, My wit or my charm, She wasn't into me banging her, With my cock as thick as my arm. "What the **** is wrong with you?!", at the top of my voice I cried, "well maybe what you said ain't true, and what you actually said you lied" "what the **** do you mean, what did I lie with what I say?" "C'mon it's that d&g hoofter shirt, Your clearly ****ing GAY!!!"