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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  2. talisker

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    Don't let Septic Bladder and his little French hanger on see this, or they will be getting ideas.
     
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  3. pierredelafranchesca

    pierredelafranchesca Well-Known Member

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    11 - any skillful player who dribbles with the ball is automatically labeled a 'hogger'
     
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  4. captain caveman

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    12 - offsides aren't enforced, but goal scroungers will be beaten up!
     
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  5. charles stokell

    charles stokell Active Member

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    Those are not rules they are taken from the Magna Carta except your rule No 7 a ball of rag was was used (Plastic hadn't been invented.) I know, I helped to write it.
     
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  6. DMD

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    13. Three gardens and you're out.

    14. You can't leave before anyone else if it's your jumper that's the goal post.
     
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  7. Quill

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    One is missing on there, if no one is sure if a shot went in (Because the goals are made of jumpers and coats) then you have a penalty to decide it.
     
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  9. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    Surely if it was deemed to have hit the post or the crossbar the keeper throws it back out shouting "Rebound"?
     
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  10. Jimmy Graham's bald head

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    15. Whilst the ball can go out for a goalkick or corner it is impossible to go out for a throw-in. This means two keen kids will end up chasing after the ball in the opposite direction to the game for as far as the field will allow or until one of them gets too tired.
     
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  11. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    16. Headbutting an opponent means you provide the HT refreshments

    17. Breaking a neighbours window gives you hero status.
     
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  12. TheCasual

    TheCasual Well-Known Member

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    Do kids still play heads and volleys? We use to play that all the time. Cuppies as well.
     
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  13. Easy Tiger

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    I loved the fact that the pitch was always wider than its length.
     
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  14. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Heads & V's was ace.

    If you didn't get enough people on field then single or double cuppies would be the alternative.

    I haven't played for years now, I miss it. I used to be alright.
     
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  15. mauled1904

    mauled1904 Well-Known Member

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    A game of slam if there were only two of you or you're waiting for the rest to come out
     
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  16. Summerof69

    Summerof69 Well-Known Member

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    I can remember once when I was a kid and living in Pocklington at the time (between '69 & '72), playing in a game on the Oval (for anyone who might know it) where I was in goal and announced that I had to go home for my tea, only to be told I wasn't allowed to. At which point I said that if I didn't, I'd not be allowed out the next night and started to walk off, to suddenly find myself being chased by about 20 other kids. Of course, I didn't manage to get away and when they did catch me, the rest of them held me down, while one of them jumped all over me with his football boots on.

    Those were the days!
     
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  17. captain caveman

    captain caveman Well-Known Member

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    Rule 4: A new ball cannot be played - or even bounced - on concrete for a minimum of two weeks when first purchased (to hold off this happening for as long as possible).

    I remember getting into a fight because someone bounced my brand new ball on concrete!
     
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  18. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    great rules - Great days !!
    when we played on the street corner and used a painted Goal on the wall (we had a few of these pitches along Chomley Street and Gordon St ) we also had the "No Rebounds" rule
     
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  19. captain caveman

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    Don't sit on the ball, you'll "eggy it".
     
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  20. WhittlingStick

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    and if you turned up in a brannie pair of trainers or shoes every bastard Stamped on 'em so you didnt kick like a girl to not get em dirty
     
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