Mourinho takes aim at Liverpool's Luis Suarez with “kings of the penalties” attack

Do what now?

 

And you didn't clean the inside. Thats some quality morality

 

Wives (not married) and children.

 

Or fiancé

(not married)

 

Are you an African chief?.

 

Cover blown

 

Now that I'm in a job, I was finally able to buy my wife a belated brithday present. It turned up on Saturday morning (thanks amazon) - a shiny new Kindle Fire HD. Couldn't really justify the cost of the HDX.

 

I got the wife the original kindle but she doesn't use it.

 

Tell her if she loves you she has to use it.I bet it's going to work

 

Mourinho is famous for his teams diving.

They've installing a swimming pool in the penalty areas of Stamford bridge.

Drogba, Robben, Lampard, Hazard, Oscar.


He taught them all how to dive.

 

I got my mrs (not married) a sex coupon. She wasn't impress but I think that's because it was a classy version, it was written in biro on a single piece of toilet paper

 

Kindle is a euphamism for something else now is it?

I touch my kindle all the time.

 

No wonder the one Mrs Gonzo bought isn't used

 

lol

 

It wasnt a pen.

 

Mourinho v Liverpool.

Theres only ever going to be one winner and it aint liverpool.

 

Obviously, why the **** would there be a pen (or pencil) on the pitch?

 

Crayon or felt tip?

 

I give up, which is it?

 

Its a bit of chalk.