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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    @SkySportsNews: Celtic striker Anthony Stokes charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  2. Quill

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    Ain't nothing but a hound dog, that Stokes.
     
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  3. AKCJ

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    He'll be dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.
     
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  4. originallambrettaman

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    He might be innocent for all you know, you've just got Suspicious Minds.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  5. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    The Wonder of News.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Mar 6, 2014
  6. Geo's Ice Cream Van

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    All kicked off after he stepped on his blue suede shoes...
     
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    Geo's Ice Cream Van, Mar 6, 2014
  7. AKCJ

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    Whatever the verdict, he'll be all shook up.
     
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    AKCJ, Mar 6, 2014
  8. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Quite an assault by all accounts. The poor guy was All Shook Up afterwards.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Mar 6, 2014
  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Damn you AKCJ.:cheesy:
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Mar 6, 2014
  10. Ernie Shackleton

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    Apparently the impersonator was all shook up by the assault. He said to Stokes 'don't be cruel' but Stokes just said ' a little less conversation' and 'Do you know who I am?'

    That last one's a bit obscure. From the 'From Memphis to Vegas/From Vegas to Memphis (Back in Memphis)' album.
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

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    Damn you both!
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Mar 6, 2014
  12. captain caveman

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    Where did it happen, in the ghetto?
     
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  13. Erik

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    Give him a break, it was just One Night of Sin
     
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    Erik, Mar 6, 2014
  14. over18and legal

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    I can't help falling in love with this thread.
     
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  15. Charlie1

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    Did the assault happen 20ft high on Blackpool promenade?
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014
  16. DMD

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    What would you pay to be the Court usher when the victim is called to give his evidence?

    "Elvis has entered the building".
     
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  17. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    He will go to jail now or never IMO
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Just cant help believin this is made up
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 6, 2014
  19. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Plod must have a wooden heart.
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Mar 6, 2014
  20. philhul

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    he did it his way
     
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