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Has something ever upset you so much

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by steviemac14, Jun 17, 2011.

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  1. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    I suppose the irony is lost on you that the only word you managed to spell correctly was 'intellect', especially after you labelled us "fanbs" <doh>
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh>


    edit:good work with the recipe Alfie
     
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  4. Nope aldridge everything is correct apart from cockocinni (sic) and it was actually fands (sic) just clumsy fingers. Anyway, good luck for the new season and I must confess I'm dreading derby day if our lot are as heartless as last seasons derby games. Personally I would have sacked bruce immediately after newc away
     
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  5. Alfie

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    Yeah I hear it's a pain typing with webbed hands <ok>
     
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  6. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Your putting 2 'n's in the "Cockocinni" it should infact be "Cockoccini".
     
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  7. Tiggyrimana

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    <laugh>

    My bad for spelling intellect wrong <doh>
     
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  8. thedeludedfannymagnet

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    Back to the OP, I lost a fiver once, cried for weeks.
     
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  9. Tiggyrimana

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    Found a fiver once <whistle> nicest subway I ever had!
     
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  10. simonbh7

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    I found a fiver on my way to school one day in 1974 (which was a lot of money in those days and I was only 10). The reason why I remember it so clearly is that when I got home and told my Mum she didn't get very excited. It turned out that my Grandma had been knocked down and killed by a motorbike when crossing the road in Stanley, and my Dad had raced back up North to be with my Grandad. Never forgotten that day.
     
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  11. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Everytime i wake up from getting drunk the night before i usually cry, drunken text messages, spent more than i planned and getting told the horrific stories of my indecent exposure. But it's Friday so tomorrow i will probably have those exact feelings.
     
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  12. thedeludedfannymagnet

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    That's really sad:(
     
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  13. MagpieMuzz

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    Prick, can wipe his tears away with all the cash he took from us
     
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  14. Marvel At Marveaux

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    :( Thats a horrible story. Sorry mate.
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    I lost a hamster once. Well, not my hamster; my nieces hamster and I didn't cry. She did.

    I was cleaning out it's tank while they were away on holiday so I put it in the little ball to run around. Cleaned it out, left food, rushed out the house to get to the pub and left the house keys inside.

    They got home two weeks later and she found it's little dried up body in the ball when they came through the front door.

    They never asked me to look after anything again.
     
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  16. simonbh7

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    The hampster could drive a tank? They should have called it Tiote


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    It's pissing down in Bournemouth, sorry!
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    Damn.

    Trying to get out of work in the next 15 minutes to make a head start down to Bournemouth and the meeting that should have started 15 minutes ago still hasn't started!
     
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  18. The Secret Ingredient

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    <laugh>
     
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    Why did i laugh? After drinking a glass of teachers whisky when i was about 15, I went to my mates house and let his jack russel out by mistake. Trying to catch the fuker and hoying up at the same time was not a good day for me. I was banned from his house for a while:)
     
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