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The 'pretend you ar Cwarr07 for a day' thread.........

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 17, 2011.

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  1. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    OK chaps over to you.... you are Cwarr for a day..... what 'exclusives' do you have!

    I'll start with...... we will be signing Titus Bramble for £85m and will beat off competition from Barca.
     
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  2. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. simonbh7

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    You could set up a twitter account with a similar name to his and post the stuff written on here.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    James Perch on the move. Found a nice 2 bdrm flat on Quayside. Man and van there now
     
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  5. simonbh7

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    Robbie Keane and Jonathan Woodgate wanted by Sunderland with Gyan going to Spurs in players + cash deal.
     
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  6. simonbh7

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    Robbie Savage to go to Villa as McLeish's no.2!!
     
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  7. Mr. Bump

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    James Perch leaving Newcastle with Nyron Nosworthy of Sunderland going the other way. #nufc #safc #bullshit
     
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    Carles Puyol for Steven Taylor swap deal finally set to go through this weekend. NUFC insisted on a buy back clause of £18m. #nufc #barca
     
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    My dad is/was actually working on Perch's current house. He had no idea who Perch was, can't blame him.
     
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  10. Alfie

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    Gervinho deal done and dusted, should be announced by the weekend . . . . . . . oh hang on! <doh>
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Newcastle set to announce a surprise signing at press conference on Monday, as well as more players leaving over the weekend... #nufc
     
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  12. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    ... big day ahead (again) at NUFC...
     
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  13. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    How many times do I have to tell you... Gervinho all agreed will be NUFC player soon. #fullofshitemelike
     
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  14. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I am tempted to start a few rumours on twitter actually, see how big they can get...
     
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  15. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    lets try for the Martins back to Toon rumour.... partially believable and then we can wait until tomorrow journal to see it in print.....
     
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  16. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I would attempt it, but i hate Martins too much for that.
     
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  18. P.T.N

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    "News coming through from a reliable source....Alan Pardew had gravy on his chips today! Make of it what you will nufc fans #straighttohiships"
     
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  19. simonbh7

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    Send him to Sunderland then!!
     
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  20. P.T.N

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    That would be too cruel....on the Mackems that is.
     
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