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O/T Aunt Bessie

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Feb 19, 2014.

  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    That's a relief Carmine. I apologise, i should have known better. Thank you for your patience, things have been difficult lately....
     
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  2. bigfattiger

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    Spot on, other than you slow cook the mince with the potatoes in it so they soak all the gravy up while cooking. MrsFT does a roasting tray sized Yorkshire which gets filled with the modge. Good splosh of Henderson's and it's the perfect winter tea.
     
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  3. rovertiger

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    Surely if you're a true Yorkshireman it has to be a homemade pudding with mincemeat gravy generously swimming inside said pudding.
     
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  4. bigfattiger

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    I was strolling through Leeds once with MrsFT and some stoooodent tossed a half eaten subway towards a bin and it landed on the floor. I bent down to pick it up and put it in the bin to hear MrsFT yell "DON'T YOU DARE" from behind me. Even I have standards.
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Yet the mrs doesnt think so.........
     
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  6. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    This frozen Yorkshire, was it a bit heavy ? Was it slightly stodgy on the bottom ? Ner it wont was it ! **** !
     
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  7. Kempton

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    Oh God, send my love to MrsfatT xxxxxxxx
     
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  8. Happy Tiger

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    **** you!

    He's half Jack Russell too and he's too stupid to run away from anything! Daft bastard tried taking on a German Shepherd last time we had him out in the park. Daft bint with the GS told me to keep my vicious dog under control.
     
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  9. andy payton's mullet

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    You think eating aunt Bessie Yorkshire puds is bad. What happened to me tonight makes such things pale into isignificance.

    After 2 years of marriage I get home from a hard days work and the wife tells me she's got a confessed to make. I grabbed myself a beer and braced myself for the news. It was worse than I could have imagined.

    She tells me she has got some Smash in the cupboard. ****ing Smash.

    I feel so cheap.

    Just count yourselves lucky
     
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  10. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I'm out of here.

    What the f**k is going on?

    Does Smash even exist anymore?

    Endex.
     
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  11. andy payton's mullet

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    Apparently so. Do you think I might have grounds to bury her under the patio?
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I'd check the sell by date. They probably didnt have sell by dates in the 70's mind. Feed some to the dog first mate, she's going to do you in.
     
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  13. andy payton's mullet

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    Problem is I haven't got a dog. I might invite the mother in law round for tea. Problem solved
     
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  14. bigfattiger

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    Smash?!?!?! What did you have with it, Toast Toppers then Ice Mountain for dessert?

    That's an appalling show.
     
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  15. andy payton's mullet

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    Ice mountain?! Is that like ice magic? If so, do you think we're made of money?
     
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  16. bigfattiger

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    The stuff that went solid on top of ice cream, it was mountain or magic or summat. proper posh gear.
     
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  17. andy payton's mullet

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    Oh aye, ice magic defo.

    Whatever happened to blancmange? Nobody has that anymore. Pudding of champions
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

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    It had a 3 way with Instant Whip and Angel Delight and never recovered.
     
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  19. Amin Yapusi

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    This thread is like a confession box.

    I, too, happen to have some smash in the cupboard.

    I wouldn't eat the ****e mind, it's for little un, and she rarely eats the ****e either, only an emergency side for when there's no time for doing owt else, like when the mrs is out...
     
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  20. Happy Tiger

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    Fake yorkies. Fake stuffing. Fake mash.

    I feel like I don't really know some of you.

    I'm guessing some of you still use a sodastream too.

    Now I'm ashamed. Jesus H on a bike.

    You pushed me to it, fookers.
     
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