Shola Ameobi

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...s-shola-ameobi-hints-at-newcastle-united-exit

I still reckon Mike will offer him a new contract.

1. He knows the fans want to move him on
2. It gives him a good excuse not to buy a proper striker (which will cost money)
3. He will want to see BRS's head explode

It's too good to be true and I've my hopes dashed too many times with this over the years. I reckon he'll still be here when he is 53.

 

I agree that I think he will be offered a rolling 1 year contract. Unfortunately!

 

I think Mike is grooming him to become our manager one day.

 

With the money he's made out of us over the years, he's going to buy the club and rename it, "Shola's Strollers" just imagine what kind of fear that will put into the opposition.

 

Honestly mate in some horrible despicable act of hatred by Ashley I could see him giving Shola a contract extension and it would probably finish me once and for all!

Some of the comments underneath the article are just ******ed. The people talking common sense are getting thumbs down. Its like we are suppose to applaud mediocrity which is a generous word for the all round ****ness of Shola. I just don't get this 'Loyal servant' bollocks - never have, never f**king will.

 

If Shola get's a new deal I'll show my arse in Fenwicks window.

 

A truck load of windolene is on back order ready and waiting to get it prepped for ya !

 

This is probably the riskiest one you have made so far, I can see your arse getting an airing unfortunately for us all

 

Won't be going down Northumberland Street anytime soon.

 

Will it be a bumper contract due to a rise in sports directs profits?

 

His pay will rise by 2 hats per week.

 

I'm surprised you haven't taken out a contract on Shola.

 

The words Shola and contract should not be uttered together

 

I meant a special 'contract' or what you might refer to as a 'hit'.

 

So you wouldn't want to see the headline of "Newcastle terminate Shola's contract with immediate effect" then?

 

I'd make an exception for that.

Anyway Obi.. how's it protruding?

 

When Shola's time is up, they'll spread his ashes inside the centre circle and his memory will live on and he'll forever put fear into opposition defences.

 

PS. I hope you haven't been on full pay while you've been absent from duty Obi.

 

Yes, I have been on the full £300k per week contract I've just negotiated.

 

Want a minder to carry your wallet for you?