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Owen weeps

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  1. Aircrafted consulate.

    Aircrafted consulate. Member

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    Haha, he's like an old girlfriend who done the dirt...
     
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    Aircrafted consulate., Jun 16, 2011
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    That would have been incredibly more useful than he was for us... Might have been able to stick something away then!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jun 16, 2011
  3. The Situation

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    Hes claiming glory for something he never personally contributed to again!
     
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    The Situation, Jun 16, 2011
  4. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Except none of us have ever fancied him.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Jun 16, 2011
  5. beardface

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    <laugh>
     
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    beardface, Jun 16, 2011
  6. AH

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    Depends which child it was
    This child? Then I'd become big friends with the horse, take him out for a steak dinner.

    Not a huge fan of children if I'm honest
     
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    AH, Jun 16, 2011

  7. gotcoffee

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    <laugh> ... Hope he does go out at the top (of canary wharf)
     
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    gotcoffee, Jun 16, 2011
  8. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Hope the horse kicks the greedy little **** in the jaw and then takes a dump on the twats battered face!
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Jun 17, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Can see there's a lot of Owen fans online tonight.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 17, 2011
  10. AH

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    We're such lovely people
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Micky Owen <3
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jun 17, 2011
  12. ToonSTL

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    Maybe the horse will get injured every other weekend, then want to be paid millions, then talk about how good he was 15 years ago.
     
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    ToonSTL, Jun 17, 2011
  13. P.T.N

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    Wish Mickey could be put down like Horses are, when there legs are ****ed.
     
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    P.T.N, Jun 17, 2011
  14. DANNUFC

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    Oh sweet Lord, I'd like to put a spider in his mouth
     
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    DANNUFC, Jun 17, 2011
  15. Why aye Cabaye

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    This!
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Jun 17, 2011
  16. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    The ****er had the cheek to point out he's invested a lot of HIS money in the venture so it was great to see things work out......... unlike of course our beloved club investing lots of money in HIM to see him take the piss out of us!!! Hate that little **** and I hope he has a really bad accident and finds out what a real long term injury is. ****ING BELL END!!
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 17, 2011
  17. P.T.N

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    Imagine the scene

    Tuesday 20th June 2006. Fifa World Cup.

    England are playing Sweden. After less than one minute Micky Owen's leg buckle's and falls to the floor in a heap. He crawls to the side of the pitch, clearly in agony. Sven sitting on the bench notices the injury. He gets up from the dugout, talks to Steve McClaren, and then goes down the tunnel and fetches his rifle. He walks over to the weeping Michael Owen. Aims the rifle to his chest, and without a moments hesitation...he puts Micky out of his misery.
     
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    P.T.N, Jun 17, 2011
  18. Cal.

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    It would be the humane thing to do.
     
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