With our useless border patrols that still won't keep them out and the news will be full of stories of Scottish Boat People crammed into pedalos trying to make it too England for our benefits.
Sure with Scottish Independence and the loss of 58 non-conservative seats (compared to the 1 conservative seat lost), a decade or two under Conservative control and every county north of Derbyshire and Cheshire might be wanting in with Scotland.
Noël Hunt has a new pair of personalised football boots. Answers on a postcard if someone can tell us why!
Cellino will finish the job his country man Hadrian started all those years ago.50 foot high with machine gun nests on top.