A friend of mine is a Gyneacologist, and has just hit retirement age. He said he is going to just work one day a month from now on as he likes to keep his hand in. As he had some time on his hands he decorated his hall...through the letter box!
The same Gyneacologist friend said as he is doing less hours he is going to join Facebook and Friends Reunited because he wants to look up some old girlfriends
The same gynaecologist was giving a lesbian a check up and casually mentioned how clean she was - she replied " I should be, I have a woman come 3 times a week!"
A guy just stopped me in the street and said i reminded him of Stevie Wonder. I told him i couldnt see it
I bought a lovely watercolour painting by some guy called Claude for a mere 75p the other day - it was great value for Monet!
You know where Rooney got the hair from? Off his wifes pussy. Doctor said it would be easier to transfer it from one **** to another
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