Joke - or is it?

Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see
100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.


Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,

There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”


David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks:

“What will England be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

But he just stares at it.

“Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”

David replies,

“Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”

 

Probably no joke.....well somebody had to reply to you 'Roo!

 

Nope, that's definitely not a joke.

 

I don't get it.

 

That's not a joke, it's a vision. Quick, man the baracades.

 

Lets put it this way Enoch Powell was correct. No I am not racist but I don't like all these foreigners coming here stealing our jobs, claiming our benefits and overstressing our schools and health services. I further hate been treated as a second class citizen in MY OWN ****ING COUNTRY

 

What are your thoughts on the current 2.2 million Brits living abroad, 'stealing jobs', claiming benefits, overstressing schools and health services?

 

I heard a proper funny joke on Uncle the other day.






What's the bare minimum?



















One bear.










Made me laugh.





They're homophones you see.






Ugggh. Gay words.

 

Surely merchantman was taking the piss there?

 

Im not a homophobe... Im not scared of my own house!

 

You wont it's not in English

 

What a bunch of racist xenophobic neo nazis.

 

Nah! Nah! Those of us in OZ PAID to come here (a mere ten quid but it was almost a weeks wage in them days) and there were ten jobs for every person that came here. No dole - there was no need with all the jobs going. The Newspaper was an inch thick with jobs. We had to live in tin huts, communal toilet facilities and laundry and a communal eating hall. Australia was the "Land of Milk and Honey" in those days and most certainly didn't need fixing so the Politicians fixed it and pretty soon there were ten people for every job. We too are now festooned with people coming here to live off the welfare system and they are still coming in their thousands with no jobs, no accommodation, no health facilities and no education facilities for them. But still the Government are bringing them in. I wonder why?

 

I have lived in Australia for over 50 years and this is the biggest load of rubbish I have ever read. I sometimes cannot believe he lives here with all the drivel he comes out with.

 

you mean doing the jobs the indigenous population don't want to do?
fruit picker?

let's face it, the majority of brits would rather be dole scroungers than do menial jobs.

 

You don't get more romantic than this!

Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet
hotel for their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good
strong bed."


'We have many suites', then the clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,


'Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used
to it.'

 

I second your Reference there, Mrs.Blue Bear. I'm an Aussie living in Hull. Tiger ROO - Australian Immigration is the most strongly enforced agency on a level ( funded wise) as a military budget ( might). As they are a large land mass in the Asiatic basin , there is as you say a growing problem with Oriental nationalities seeking to leave China,Vietnam,Korea, & elsewhere - for a better way of life - higher standard of life. The only point I can ascertain from you - you might be referring to, is the REFFO'S -BOAT PEOPLE- slinging rafts together & floating along onto our coastlines. They bring no wealth or resources with them. So don't make generalisations or I will keep ya in Detention and write 50 times. Must do better.

 

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...spousal-benefits/story-fni0cx12-1226821090301

The defence rests!

Oh! And could someone tell Mrs PMS that thanks to the fact there is an "Ignore" button on these boards she is on my 'ignore' list and I cannot, and nor do I wish to, read her 'do-gooder', pedantic, self opinionated opinions. Thank you.

 

TigerRoo - What kinda game do u play m8- are u SUM kinda goer m8. I call you out , your stark rave above about tin huts , communal eating areas, m8 are fair dinkum but b4 your generation , so you never saw it, I'll bet your a suburban weatherboard bayside dweller,& still gets flogged & bashed in the street. The link in the paper , was about 1 LEBO.M8 there are over 1 million LEBO'S in melbourne, alone. I'm all 4 multiculturalism. and Australia is facing a long term Issue on population per sq feet capita and being from there . Balls in your court.



I've edited racist comments out of this post. Anymore will result in a ban request.

 

I am terribly sorry Mr Thong but when I went to school they only had one lesson on "Gibberish" and I fell asleep and missed it so I'm afraid I do not understand hardly any word of your post.
Multiculturalism has not worked anywhere in the world. People tend to form their own communities rather than assimilate and then demand that they live under their own laws.