Free Agent list - 123 players released from the Prem. Who would you have?

123 players have been released by Premier League clubs. Here's the list:

Arsenal

Thomas Cruise, Roarie Deacon, Mark Randall

Aston Villa

Durrell Berry, John Carew, Ellis Deeney, Calum Flanagan, Harry Forrester, Arsenio Halfhuid, Isaiah Osbourne, Robert Pires, Nigel Reo-Coker, Moustapha Salifou

Birmingham City

Marcus Bent, Lee Bowyer, Sebastian Larsson, James McFadden, Mitchell McPike, James O'Shea, Stuart Parnaby, Kevin Phillips, Daniel Preston, Luke Rowe, Robin Shroot, Maik Taylor

Blackburn Rovers

Jordan Bowen, Jason Brown, Zurab Khizanishvili, Benjani Mwaruwari, Michael Potts, Maceo Rigters

Blackpool

David Carney, Daniel Coid, Ishmel Demontagnac, Rob Edwards, Jason Euell, Marlon Harewood, Richard Kingson, Malaury Martin, Paul Rachubka, Andy Reid, Salaheddine Sbai

Bolton Wanderers

Tamir Cohen, Johan Elmander, Ricardo Gardner(already agreed to go to West Ham) Joey O'Brien, Jlloyd Samuel, Samuel Sheridan

Chelsea

Samuel Hutchinson, Carl Magnay, Danny Philliskirk, Jan Sebek, Michael Woods

Everton

Kieran Agard, Hope Akpan, Nathan Craig, Gerard Kinsella, Lee McArdle, Iain Turner

Fulham

Zoltan Gera, Edward Johnson, Diomansy Kamara, John Pantsil, Matthew Saunders

Liverpool

Jason Banton, Deale Chamberlain, Douglas Cooper, Sean Highdale, Steven Irwin, Nikola Saric

Manchester City

Javier Garrido, Scott Kay, James Poole, Shaleum Logan, Andrew Tutte, Javan Vidal, Patrick Vieira, James Wood

Manchester United

Conor Devlin, Owen Hargreaves, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Edwin van der Sar (last three all retiring)

Newcastle United

Sol Campbell, Shefki Kuqi, Patrick McLaughlin

Stoke City

Abdoulaye Faye (already signed for West Ham), Eidur Gudjohnsen, Ibrahima Sonko

Sunderland

Michael Kay, Nathan Luscombe, Daniel Madden, Robert Weir, Nathan Wilson, Mvoto Jean-Yves, Bolo Zenden

Tottenham Hotspur

Jonathan Woodgate

West Bromwich Albion

Giles Barnes, Marcus Haber, Dean Kiely (ret. I think), Abdoulaye Méîté

West Ham United

Anthony Edgar, Holmar Eyjolfsson, Daniel Gabbidon, Lars Jacobsen, Filip Modelski, Jonathan Spector, Adam Street, Matthew Upson

Wigan Athletic

Steven Caldwell, Daniel De Ridder, Joseph Holt, Jason Koumas, Thomas Lambert, Thomas Oakes, Francis Pollitt, Abian Serrano Davila

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Adriano Basso, Jody Craddock, John Dunleavy, Marcus Hahnemann, David Jones, Nathan Rooney

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Who would you take, wages no object?

EDIT: I put all the players who might be worth considering (in my view) in bold, and the ex-Newcastle players in manly pink, because they're pussies for leaving.

 

None of them

 

This! Bag of **** (maybe Elmander if someone shoots Shola?)

 

They are all distinctly average at best. Elmander has signed for Galatasaray btw.

 

Pires, Bowyer, Zurab, Benjani, Harewood, Upson, Caldwell etc - are you wanting us to be relegated again!? Are you Mike Ashley? Hargreaves & Woodgate!? You trying to keep the physio's busy since Owen has long gone?

I'd take Larrsson for cover on the right as we won't have a right midfielder when Joey leaves, that's it to be honest.

 

Seb Larson if he wasn't a dick. maybe Matthew Upson

 

Oh well! None of the munters then!

 

Not a single one of those players could add anything to our club imo.

 

We've gotta get Tom Cruise, Now that would be one hell of a signing!

We need someone that can do the mission impossibles!

I'll get my coat....

 

Richard Kingson literally threw Blackpool into the Championship

 

seb larrson and possibly reo coker...

 

Shefki Kuqi

 

I'd take Seb Larson, Pretty sad to see Sunderland releasing Dan Madden, played on the same team with him for 4 years. hopefully he'll get a club.

 

Reo-Coker and Seb Larsson are the only ones I could take, IF there were no alternatives.

 

David Jones maybe, Thomas Cruise maybe, he played in the CL for Arsenal a year ago I think, one for the future.

 

owen hargreaves and woodgate - to keep Ba company in the treatment room
no seriously not a single one of them would add anything to the squad

 

I'd love Woodgate back if he wasn't injury prone. But then if he wasn't injury prone Spurs wouldn't be releasing him so I suppose it's by the by.

 

Maik Taylor to increase the number of Taylors in the squad

 

you can't have too many Taylor's ...

 

hmm a starting 11 of the freebies wonder what that would look like