.....and need a collar for it? I ordered two QPR branded dog collars in the club shop sale for Stan the dog, and when they arrive they are enormous (i.e even on smallest setting they fit round my neck with ease. In fact me and the boy are considering wearing them to a game...) and patently unsuited for a spaniel sized thing. So if anybody wants one or both let me know, I'll swap for a pint at the C&S at some future game. Just to be very clear this collar would suit the following (all fully grown): - lion - male silverback gorilla - oxen (if you have 2 you could use collars to connect to a yoke and hire out for lawn mowing etc) - moose You get the drift. The lead which matches the collar is, bizarrely, normal sized and entirely fit for purpose. This is what it looks like on a 16.5 inch young man's neck Responses eagerly anticipated. SB [PS may also be suitable for QPR themed bondage parties for the ultra obese]
I think you may have slipped into the after hours anne summers area of the online shop ... they are gusset straps for lady boys ... surprised they are still in stock as Swords told me he used to go through 6 pairs in a session
Thirty odd years ago working one summer in Newfoundland, I went swimming in quite frigid water at a place called Torbay, just outside St. John's and one of those dogs ran in to join me - perhaps he was trying to rescue me from drowning, which this breed of dog is known to do.
