1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Unternehmen Seelöwe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Nationalist Tiger AFC, Feb 3, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    I saw a documentary about WWII recently. Apparently, England managed to fight off the proposed German invasion by stationing lots of old men and ******ed youngsters along the south coast. Fuck knows how the useless huns managed to conquer most of Europe when they couldn't even get past a bunch of senile old ****ers armed only with pitchforks and Werther's originals.
     
    #21
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,689
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    Obviously the bosch thought it was some kind of cunning ruse to lure their planned invasion into annihilation.
     
    #22
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,029
    Whaddya mean now?
     
    #23
  4. Nationalist Tiger AFC

    Nationalist Tiger AFC Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    295
    Likes Received:
    5
    I'm sorry they disappointed you. Try L**ds next time.
     
    #24
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,029
    Don't tell him your name Pike.
     
    #25
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,689
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    And now "Hoffman" is dead via "heroin overdose". Zionist plot, obviously.

    Watch oot, Nazis, they're comin for ye's.
     
    #26

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,951
    Likes Received:
    4,408
    Aye but the Nazis have hit back with the completely expected news that Woody Allen is a beast. <whistle>
     
    #27
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,029
    Silence you fool, Ze walls haff ears.
     
    #28
  9. Nationalist Tiger AFC

    Nationalist Tiger AFC Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    295
    Likes Received:
    5
    Surely you ever-so-welcoming liberals would've welcomed the Nazis with open arms? After all, we're all immigrants.

    I think you're all being a tad racist here.
     
    #29
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,689
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    <yikes>

    That's just playing dirty. Killing ****s for the cause is all well and good but slandering someone's good name is just not cricket.
     
    #30
  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    37,071
    Likes Received:
    21,824
    *is wishing testicular cancer on you*

    Hopefully it works <ok>
     
    #31
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,951
    Likes Received:
    4,408
    Someone should rape Woody Allen in a dark cupboard for subjecting humanity to decades of unfunny films starring waif-like women and neurotic Semitic men.
     
    #32
  13. Nationalist Tiger AFC

    Nationalist Tiger AFC Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    295
    Likes Received:
    5
    Harsh, but fair.
     
    #33
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,029
    I loved his early films, like Sleeper and Play it Again Sam but it does sound like he's a kiddy fiddler.
     
    #34
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    There was one film where Allen was an agent for crap stage acts.

    Forgotten the name of the film.

    But one of his acts was a stuttering ventriliquist <laugh>

    In general though I agree with Allen being a boring ***** with little or no redeeming features.
     
    #35
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,029
    Broadway Danny Rose?
     
    #36
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    37,071
    Likes Received:
    21,824
    The penny finally drops <doh>
     
    #37
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,689
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    I agree. The **** has never made an entertaining movie in his puff.
     
    #38
  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    That's the one Dev.
     
    #39
  20. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    What a ****in numpty you are sonny.

    Fail, Fail, Toby is here, the spastics have their leader, the spastics have their leader.
     
    #40

Share This Page