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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 5, 2014.

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  1. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    In other news Carrols been sent off
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Good job Bardsley has his Jackamo shorts on today... he needs the room, because it'd be tight in that back-pocket of his otherwise...

    Let us have Ben Arfa back you b******!
     
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  3. Rafa's Goatee

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    I have been thinking of changing my username recently..... Now I think I'll leave it as it is.
     
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    De Jong is no where match fit, he is huffing and puffing, he has barely played 10 mins
     
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    kentc81, Feb 1, 2014
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    For looking like a lumberjack? Would be a deserved red. Get a shave you scruff.
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Agree <ok>

    What have Birmingham done to him? I suppose they can't afford a fitness coach...
     
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  7. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    For giving Chico a slap for having a better man bun hair do.
     
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  8. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Christ Shola, you really are a pile of ****in ****
     
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  9. Keith Fit

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    It doesnt even matter about creating chances - that lump of sh!t's never going to score
     
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    2 close calls. Need one v v soon
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Right, so we're very much looking like enduring a third consecutive derby defeat... So, for scientific purposes, let's have a head count...


    Who is feeling slightly more attracted to their sister than they were 67 minutes ago?
     
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  12. pgakev

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    Why oh Why was I brought up to support this ****. Father, I ****in hate you. You have inflicted upon me a virus that has no cure, you ****!! We have **** all since 1968 and constantly rub my nose in the **** bucket!! Son you say.. we will **** all in your lifetime. Thanks DAD!! So I have another 40 years of crap to endure thanks to you. Why did`nt you support a better team, like Spennymoor UTD or Blyth Spartans, at least then my expectations would have been lower. But no, You made support this pile of ****. I love you as a father but I ****in hate you as a football fan.. Why Father, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Can we stop calling this plank the mackem slayer he's useless man
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh>

    To be fair, if we won every derby game, you'd never get the thrill from winning. Let the Mackems have their moment, we've had plenty <ok>

    They've played really well today. This is the best I've seen 'em, and the worst I've seen us play. EVER. Perfect storm.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 1, 2014
  15. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    He's ****ing off in the summer and we thank Christ for it.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Lee Dixon (Spanish link failed, just like our team <wah>) just said Ben Arfa was a "delivery man"...



    Yeah, Pizza delivery... f*** sake!
     
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    Oooooh Peter Lovenkrands... thought he was gonna bury that!
     
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    Is Pardew secretly a fat 12 year old-Korean, and am I watching him play Fifa? Ball out to wings>>> Wing player stronger on inside foot >>> Wing player goes to cut in >>> Wing player shocked defender knows he's going to cut in and clears>>> Fat kid quits game in huff and goes for some horse porridge.
     
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  19. Bud66

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    Can I have that in writing please !
     
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    Bud66, Feb 1, 2014
  20. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    This x100..but but but ..me uncle Doug (family friend not relation) took me to Roker park to try and convert me to the unwashed when i was 8 ... So it could have been worse
     
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