I've seen the funny 'common man' adverts ......... we have Sky in the south of France. It'll arrive in Leeds one day
We don't have Asda down here ....... which is one of the reasons I came in the first place, thick people bring me out in a rash.
Wrong thick ****er ............ first time I've ever been on. BTW, I think we're signing your captain and best player for our reserve squad. I've never heard of him, is he any good?
Wrong again ....... I wasn't begging you daft knacker, I was offering 4 or 5 times face value. As it happens I've been given 4 neutral tickets but would swap them for 2 Sunderland tickets.
Oooh, calm down dear ! You were far more polite the other day when you wanted us to do you a favour.....