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"Things you would like to hear ...r commentators say" (apologies to Mock The Week)

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Eamon Holmes, Jan 30, 2014.

  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    It would have been good to have seen Fanni and Kunz in the same side, perhaps with Wolfswinkle too!
     
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  2. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

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    "Lets be honest Harry" ...


    "Back to the studio"
     
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  3. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    "Sometimes you just have to stand back and admire the tactical genius at work. Take a bow, Ray Wilkins..."
     
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  4. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    "And waiting for us in the tunnel is our reporter Chris Kamara".

    "Unbelievable Jeff. I'm joined by the new QPR manager .......... Flyer."
     
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  5. ashbyhoops

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    '' well said Mr Claridge''
     
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    I do remember Alan Green once saying that Tony Adams had got into a mess with Seaman.
     
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  7. Uber_Hoop

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    Jeff Stelling: "Could you speak up a bit and try and get a bit more excited please, John Gwynne?"
     
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  8. QPR999

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    '' And it's the QPR and England captain Ross Barkley that will step up to take the penalty that can make them the Champions League winners of 2018. As he steps up in front of 35,000 R's fans behind the goal here in The Bernabau.... ''
     
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    "Chelsea bankrupt and go into administration after this match"
     
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    "Great to see the R's No1 supporter here at the ground again. He hasn't missed a match for 20 years and is so knowledgeable on all things QPR and football in general that Swords".
     
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  11. Uber_Hoop

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    "...and the fourth official signals that they'll be a further six minutes of time added on, which is a damned nuisance as I'm already touching cloth..."
     
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    "Mark Hughes really has turned this team around...they will surely end up league champions now..."

    Or is it not unlikely things...?
     
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  13. The Billionth QPR Fan

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    "Jermaine Defoe making his debut for QPR today after signing last Thursday"
     
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  14. Eamon Holmes

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    "I think it's a Stoke flag, Jeff. I'm not sure. It must be a Stoke flag, mustn't it? No, hold on ....

    The doctor has finally removed it from Mark Hughes' arse. Unbelievable Jeff. It's a QPR flag with the words 'gotcha -with love from R Block' written across it!"
     
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  15. ashbyhoops

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    "and we are going live to Harry's.car window as there is news of a new striker"
     
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