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OT. The Office Next Door

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What's the name on the office door?

    When I first left university... got a job and a flat across the street from my office. The flat above me was rented by a very attractive 20 year old girl that happened to work at hooters.

    Once a day a shiny BMW convertible with a middle aged man would come by... all covered in rolexes and bling. He would go upstairs... I would hear furniture being moved around for 5 minutes... then 5 mins after that he would leave with a smile on his face.

    ... never knew why she kept asking that man to help her move furniture... or why it made him so happy.



    Seriously though... often wondered if that was a sugardaddy or he was paying for sex.

    Never saw him except for his quick visits.

    She was only there a month or so after I moved in before she left...
     
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  2. BCR

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    Closed. <ok>
     
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  3. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Being nocturnal you would have to keep the curtains closed. Sounds the most plausible explanation to me.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    normal cars as in ford mondeo or a vauxhall vectra..

    low rent then....

    it could in theory be a sales office.. they could be "projecting" their power..points



    into their rectums


    i dunno
     
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  6. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they are conducting one of those experiemnts where you try and germinate beans in different solutions. They would need the curtains closed for that.

    The people turning up could be some sort of Bean experts?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They could be vampires and trying to avoid too much exposure to the sun.

    If one of them offers to suck you off, I advise you run the other way screaming.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Some interesting theories being expounded here. They can't be vampires as they can come out into the light and smile at the same time. It is a sales office, but I reckon that's a front. I don't think beans are involved. It must be sex-related. They are very fit. I'm going to have to bite the bullet <yikes>
     
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  9. And install camera's with a leave feed on here :D
     
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  10. BBFs Unpopular View

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    RHC<whistle>
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>


    Too much whacky depraved porn for you lad<doh>
     
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    How can it be sex related and not involve beans????????

    All sex starts with abit of bean flicking!!!
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Red just ask them can you plug your phone into one of their sockets cos your phone is not working and you are not sure if it is the phone or the line :D

    Oh, and dont forget to bring a phone and some lube<laugh>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    not all... bum chums can't flick beans.... ask smithy...
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i've never seen a porn like i described so.... is there really such a thing as too much?
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    chuff it just pay some kid to ask them...

    oi missus you a ho? how much?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Huh?
     
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  18. Told you it's my spelling that's the problem <whistle>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #seriousproblem
     
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  20. Concentration would help too <laugh>
     
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