Surely that was not Rory?

I meant to ask - did anyone else see the Tiger mascot at Southend? I hope that was not Rory. I think we have got the cutest mascot in the Football League and Rory is very entertaining especially for the kids. But the mascot was totally different at Southend - it looked like some new villain out of the latest Doctor Who episode. Please tell me our dear leader has not deemed it necessary to have a new more aggressive Tiger mascot to conquer the Far East market?
PS I feel sorry for the Southend mascot - it must be very difficult to make a shrimp look cute.

 

It was Sarfends mascot in their away kit.

Those things would scare the children away, Christ, what ugly ****ing things.

 

Yeah it was a Sarfend mascot.

 

The other one was an eel I believe.

They were indeed ****ing hideous.

 

I disagree sir - Morecombe Bay shrimp spread on slices of hot buttered toast is a most handsome thing !

 

anyone got any photos of them??

 

Sweet jesus christ, that's terrifying. If Patrick from Spongebob did heroin....

 

Has their away kit got anything to do with Phil Brown's love of Hull City's stripes?

 

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It's "Elvis the eel !".... Apparently.

 

****ing hell, that is terrifying.

 

Since when did eels have Afros and ears?