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Why Osvaldo lost his temper (parody)

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Jose Fonte baby, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    Do your worst!
     
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    Jose Fonte baby, Jan 23, 2014
  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I told you. It's the tree thing.
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 23, 2014
  3. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    He was trying to impress Ralph Krueger.
     
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  4. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Jose said he looked nothing like johnny depp...
     
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    saintrichie123, Jan 23, 2014
  5. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Jose goaded him once too often; "Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 was utterly ****, amigo!"
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jan 23, 2014
  6. NISaint

    NISaint Well-Known Member

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    Jose texted him the Barney Curley gamble acca yesterday but he got the name of the last horse mixed up with something else.
     
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    NISaint, Jan 23, 2014
  7. Saintjoey

    Saintjoey Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Fonte said:

    "The Northam may have stole my song from Palace, but they stole your song from Gaston!"
     
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    Saintjoey, Jan 23, 2014
  8. pass the football

    pass the football Well-Known Member

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    Someone put the beatles on the stereo.
     
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  9. saintgreg10

    saintgreg10 Well-Known Member

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    Alan Pardew paid Osvaldo to seek revenge on Jose for inventing rumours of him sleeping with his wife.

    This was an agreed reparation for Osvlado's attack on the Newcastle goalkeeping coach....
     
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    saintgreg10, Jan 23, 2014
  10. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Saintgreg, its not the first time that Fonte has been in the middle of controversy. You quite rightly pointed out the Alan Pardew / Cassie Sumner farce....

    It takes two to tangle
     
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    ellandback, Jan 23, 2014

  11. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    Fonte thought Like A Rolling Stone was by the Rolling Stones.
     
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    Jose Fonte baby, Jan 23, 2014
  12. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    Someone explain the sword thing to me?
     
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  13. pass the football

    pass the football Well-Known Member

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    He looks like a pirate.
     
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  14. CBK

    CBK Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't look Somalian to me.
     
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    CBK, Jan 23, 2014
  15. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    He was told he was going to start against Yeovil
     
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  16. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, Fonte is such a **** for having Pardew allegedly try it on with his missus.
     
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    Dan, Jan 23, 2014
  17. sotonlad

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    Payback for the wedgie
     
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    sotonlad, Jan 23, 2014
  18. ItchenNorth

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    Jose said 'make you don't get banned again this season Pablo'.
     
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    ItchenNorth, Jan 23, 2014
  19. Saints Fan4Life

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    Fonte took off his mask, and Erik Lamela was revealed.
     
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    Saints Fan4Life, Jan 23, 2014
  20. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Nope, too good a song for Richard or Jagger to have penned. :)
     
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    TheSecondStain, Jan 24, 2014
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