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Sex vs Football vs Food vs Peeing In The Shower

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014.

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What ONE Thing Do You Want Forever?

Poll closed Apr 26, 2014.

  1. Sex

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%

  2. Football

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. Food

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%

  4. Peeing in the Shower

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    No, because that IS your sex. You must choose!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 18, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Yes. Its multitasking.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 18, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

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    In that case I'm going have sex in the shower whilst eating and watching football on TV.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 18, 2014
  4. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Food give me chocolate anytime <laugh>
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 18, 2014
  5. Minxy

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    Lady E can you imagine life without chocolate <cry>

    If I chose sex & my old man chooses food or peeing ..... who do I get to have sex with?
     
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    Minxy, Jan 18, 2014
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    evening all.
    I personally think it is possible to do the whole lot in the shower... all the mess gets washed away...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 18, 2014
  7. Obi Wan

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    Somebody else who also voted for sex. Wonder who that might be... <whistle>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 18, 2014
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I chose football JPF :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 18, 2014
  9. Minxy

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    meet you in the cellar sweetie :)
     
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    Minxy, Jan 18, 2014
  10. Obi Wan

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    <party>.<party>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 18, 2014

  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    Suck up... No nefarious JPF relations for you. A transcript of this has been faxed to your wife, you sicken me <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 19, 2014
  12. lady-eleanor

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    Spot on ACS it is possible <laugh>
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 19, 2014
  13. Resurgam

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    Lady E!! :shocked: :emoticon-0111-blush :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 19, 2014
  14. lady-eleanor

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    Maestro <laugh>
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 19, 2014
  15. Agent Bruce

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    I'd like to see that.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 19, 2014
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Does your's get washed away in the sea Resurgam?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 19, 2014
  17. lady-eleanor

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    Never going to happen AB <LAUGH>
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 19, 2014
  18. Agent Bruce

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    Oh damn. Hopes shattered.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 19, 2014
  19. Resurgam

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    I am shocked and stunned your ladyship
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 19, 2014
  20. lady-eleanor

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    Blotted my copy book and bit of fun <laugh>
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 19, 2014
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