The Newcastle Greggs? Actually, if the Hull owner gets his way then I'm sure that Ashley will try to cash in by selling the naming rights to the team. Probably Newcastle Debenhams given his recent investment, with each team member wearing a different sample from the perfume counter.
Arsenal arseholes, Chelsea chumps, Man city Mugs, Everton Dildoes, Totten ham Pigs, Man Utd Prawns, Newcastle Pork Pies, Southampton Sinners, Hull Poohs, Aston Villa Rectal Receivers. Stoke Suckers (of cock) Swansea Swallowers (of jizz), West Brom who, Norwich just twats, Fulham pensioners, West Ham Hummers, Cardiff ****s, Sunderland Panthers (i like that one), Crystal Palace Queens.