Phew !

Just say what's the right thing to say at the time ML. I'm sure he's a nice enough guy in all but **** him

 

I can't say **** all I'm nearly 12 stone these days, ****ing food is too nice on my platform. Lost more weight being at home

Just made me think of my fat mate, he's some ****. His wife owns Aberdeen's 2nd biggest escort agency and he's always got some scam lined-up. Last time I saw him he was crushing up pink e's and selling them as "pink coke"

 

Sounds like a stand up guy venom

I'm doing boxing and starting kick boxing to try shift some excess. Starting kick boxing tonight and no idea how my knee will be. Got arthritis in them and no cartilage in my left Kinda ruining my hard work though by going to the pub quiz after it

 

my fat mate went to kick boxing and lost a **** load of weight in about 6 months but he still has all the extra fat man skin. Now he looks like an elephants bawsack.

 

**** sake...keep yer hair on Chubster

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I've got loads of stories about him, he's a ****ing enigma too. He was born in Manchester but grew up in Aberdeen so he has the most ****ed-up accent you've ever heard.

Think I'll be pub quizzing it tonight, came 3rd last time. A team of auld mannies who know everything ever always win it. Good excuse to hit the casino afterwards though, won just under £200 last time then had to pull a fast shoot because I was ready to ralph up my breakfast onto the roulette table.