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Relegation battle, cracking form and a cup semi

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by NoNewsNUFC, Jan 12, 2014.

  1. NoNewsNUFC

    NoNewsNUFC Active Member

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    I thought I'd bring this matter to your attention as seen as it seems to have slipped your sorry minds lately...

    You are in the bottom 3, in really good form, in a cup semi final (leading after the first leg) and have the prospect of another run in the FA cup.

    And Alan Shearer is illegitimate.

    I don't think he's got a birth certificate.
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell...Where on earth has this halfwit come from?
     
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  3. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    We are but with more results and performances like today we can get out of it. Anything can happen in the 17 remaining games there tbh.


    We are also in the Semi final of the League Cup and into the 4th round of the FA Cup. How do you think you will perform in either of those two competitions this season in comparison to us?

    You should change your name to NoCupsNUFC <party>
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying she is flat chested?
     
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  5. NoNewsNUFC

    NoNewsNUFC Active Member

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    No my name is fine
    Seriously though....you will be ecstatic with survival.....is that not a sorry state for you lot??
     
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  6. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    No I will settle for survival but I'll be ecstatic if we get to Wembley and take our usual 3 points at scum park next month. Imagine if we do the double over yous lot, get to Wembley and survive. After the season we've had, yes that will do nicely and your lot will be crying into your Czechoslovakian brewed Broon Ale AGAIN. . Lol
     
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  7. Reggie the Cheddar

    Reggie the Cheddar Well-Known Member

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    You on the other hand are having a decent season......so why are you here?
     
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  8. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    We're not far off mid table you nugget. We've been showing mid table form for a few months now, where have you been? In fact we're showing similar form to you lot at the moment. Oh, and we're in a semi final.

    http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/form-guide.html
     
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  9. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I recall some of your inbred fans stating that they would be happy with survival this season, and then you won a few games and the very same inbred ******s started shouting for Yewrope, ****ing priceless you thick ****.
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    ... fail
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    The Newcastle Halfwit production line ............ they're turning them out by the thousands <doh>
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    So that's what happened to the Vickers tank factory eh?
     
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  13. Shy Tall Knight

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    I've got tea bags been in cups longer than these jokers!<nahnah>
     
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  14. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    After losing 7 out of our first 8 games you'd have to be a real ****wit not to be ecstatic with survival. Instead, this just might be our best season in years. Just might!

    And thats with Gus's 26 league game season!
     
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  15. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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  16. Poyet's Eleven

    Poyet's Eleven Well-Known Member

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    good lord
     
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  17. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Haha
     
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  18. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Is he the priest who conducted Albert's mock funeral?
     
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  19. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Fixed that for you pal <cheers>
     
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  20. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Beat me to it. I like the cut of your jib <ok>:D
     
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