Moyes: I knew this would happen

Manchester United manager David Moyes said the team’s dismal form is the sort of thing that happens to him all the time.

Moyes told friends, family and ‘anyone who would listen’ that something would go wrong ‘sooner rather than later’.

He said: “My friends were all really nice and told me not to worry. ‘This team has just won the league’ they would say, ‘it’ll be brilliant’.

“But I kept saying, ‘no, no, no, something will go wrong, something always goes wrong’.

“It’s so typical of me. Whenever I get something new, like a telly or a car or one of those coffee machines with the little pods, it stops working within a month.

“Sometimes it just breaks all by itself and sometimes it’s because I may have accidentally knocked it into the sink.

“I don’t know which scenario we’re looking at here, but from my point of view, it has come as absolutely no surprise whatsoever.”

He added: “When I got the job my wife said to me, ‘you’ll break it within a month’. She said it like it was a joke.

“But then there was an awkward silence and we just stared at each other for about 10 seconds.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...ew-this-would-happen-says-moyes-2013121081878

 

So this is your WUM thread? Deluded ******ed scouser ....

 

I like it

 

I knew you'd like it. As I said on the other thread (rhymes) depends on your sense of humour.

I like the last line.

 

The last line is what would happen when Matth and Christian finally meet up.

 

I had expected a WUM post. You are fired as some greedy capitalist ****er might say.


Having said that Moyes could do with some interview tuition from Fergie.

 

This was a good one.........

[video=youtube;sDfVezkQ4yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDfVezkQ4yg[/video]

 

Mr Bolt seems to know what to do.........

[video=youtube;a2AsrS8UHIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2AsrS8UHIs[/video]

 

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Cripes. Moyes looks about as old as Fergie in that vid.