Don't bother. Gary Goals is Mclean's pseudonym. He only adds the Doncaster Reserves bit to throw SB off the scent.
He's even invented or can't remember the name of the club he had a trial at 'Doncaster United'? I love the fact he points out he played against Wayne Rooney's cousin no less! Go on GG, your audience awaits.
my new years resolution is gonna be: to be less sarcastic, cos you lot just don't get written sarcasm.
Rooney's cousin is Tommy, I think he may well have jacked in playing now, but he did do short stints at Tranmere and Macclesfield several years ago.
It doesn't get any better. But it needs to be combined with composure, off the ball and anticipation. Otherwise it would be a bigger waste than Emma Watson marrying Stephen Hawking.