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Tobes...Bluesh*te twat!

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Zingy, Jan 6, 2014.

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  1. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    damn right bluff <laugh>

    never done sloppy seconds that alone 3rds ffs, and don't intend to start you batards.

    besides she was a ****ing minger anyway, think it was just someone they dragged back from the pub a bit pissed up lol.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Not a ****ing chance mate.
     
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  3. Ivan Dobsky

    Ivan Dobsky GC Thread Terminator

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    That'll be a first. Usually it's "Is that it, Tobes?"
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I agree I have very high standards. Takes an amazing woman to mount this horse. <ok>
     
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  5. Master Yoda

    Master Yoda Well-Known Member

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    fixed
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Reverend batard. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Jan 6, 2014
  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Not what your Mrs said.....
     
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  8. Ivan Dobsky

    Ivan Dobsky GC Thread Terminator

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    Sheesh, you could throw an elephant's trunk up that one and not touch the sides - like throwing a chip down the Mersey Tunnel, to borrow a phrase. As empty and cavernous as your trophy cabinet mate.
     
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  9. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    "Arrrrrrgh ya beautieeee"

    "Teekabooooo!"
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    no sex pics?

    **** thread.

    :D
     
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    Sucky, Jan 7, 2014

  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    More to follow. :bandit:
     

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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    that's Well tame zingy. :(

    I've got a vid of me smashing some birds backdoors in on new years day Lmao
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sent her a pic of me looking my finest. She couldn't resist!

    #moist
     

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  14. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Them boots have never even been outside <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 8, 2014
  15. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    #thirsty
     
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  16. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    There were more than one? :bandit:
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Why would I take them outside? They'd get dirty. :huh:
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm not that good... but give me time I've only been single since November. :D

    btw how do I post a vid on my phone on here?

    sky's 1-0 down so far and this is worth at least 1 and a half :D
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    She's that ugly is she? :bandit:
     
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    Zingy, Jan 8, 2014
  20. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Rep for using protection

    #shinpads
     
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