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Morning People - Awful story!!!!

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Jud_Danger, Jun 14, 2011.

  1. Jud_Danger

    Jud_Danger Member

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    Morning All.

    So am talkin to mi mate abart what we wanna eat last neet.

    And am like "lets av a chinease, not ad a reyt nice chinease for ages"

    an he sez "oooooh neaw, cant be eatin that **** no more"

    "eh, wot thy on abart ya prick, tha norron a diet a tha ya gay?"

    "neaw, norron a diet....mi mate at work teld me a story other day bart him gunna his local Chinease"

    "yeah?!?"

    "well a few days afta he'd ad iz snap he ad a soar throat, so e went to doctors"

    "gerron wi it mate am ****in hank marvin ere"

    "well, doctor ad a look in his throat, n saw sumat lodged in his pipe or woreva it is?"

    "boring me mate, am avin shredded duck, beef choi mein......"

    "nearly done...they reffered him to hospital to av it removed, and it wa a "chip" that they chip dogs wiv!!!!!!!"

    "tha ****in wot"

    "yeah a ****in dogs chip that owners av put it, chinease ad been sellin dog"

    "tha ****in wot"

    "i know sick innit"

    "cheers **** thaz spoilt mi favourite food forever"


    So i thought id spoil it for a few more people.

    Much Love!!!
     
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  2. Cosmic_LUFC

    Cosmic_LUFC Active Member

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    suprised teh RSPCA didnt catch up with him before he got to the hospital
     
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  3. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    In all honesty, I'd quite happily eat dog if somewhere sold it!

    Are tha from Barnsley BTW Jud? :laugh:
     
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  4. Pags

    Pags Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for that you little gimp.

    Morning all.

    Morning Juddles :hug:

    Been looking at the fact I owe money etc but I will be debt free by end of next year. I want to go away for my 25th birthday to Vegas…been costing it up…can do its for less than 600 for the week. Not bad isn’t that at all really. And that’s in either the Imperial Palace, Excalibur, Circus Circus (I have stopped there not too bad!) or the Riviera. Palace is better location, right near Bellagio, Venetian etc.

    I dunno.
     
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  5. Cosmic_LUFC

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    600 seems a dam decent price for a week in vegas...how much spends would you take for a week?
     
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  6. Pags

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    And it’s a direct flight with Virgin so no traipsing across Philadelphia airport like last time and waiting for the next flight! I got it cheaper last time i went...210 for the room and then 385 for flight i think but the room was only 105 each cos i shared with someone else. need to find that website i used cos that was well cheap lol

    I would take about 500 cos I don’t gamble too much and I took just over that last time and did abit of Ugg shopping! So I should be fine with that. Its just amazing. I love it there!
     
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  7. Cosmic_LUFC

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    yeah defo a place I would love to goto...would do a spot of gambling but not too much,...wouldnt wanna be one of those people you see sitting at the slot machines all day!!
     
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  8. Jud_Danger

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    Vegas rules....ad need £10k minimum cos am a little gambler!!!!

    Donald, not quite, but very close...im in the middle of Donny, Rotherham, Barnsley & Sheffield.

    Talk like am from Tarn tho!!!
     
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  9. The-Don

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    JUD

    Cat is a lot nicer mate trust :)
     
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  10. Pags

    Pags Well-Known Member

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    Just go on the 1 cent machines. You put a dollar in an d play and order a drink from the waitress…you don’t pay for the drink all you do is tip her so a dollar a drink if you are at the machines :)
     
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  11. Cosmic_LUFC

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    drinks for a dollar sounds good!
     
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  12. Pags

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    I loved it there. I went shopping by myself one day and just got the bus all way up and down strip. Its amazing. Really amazing. Went to see a show as well but yeah I would recommend the place to anyone.

    I would love to do a 2 week trip there. But to go to San Francisco, LA and then finish in Vegas!
     
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  13. Cosmic_LUFC

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    San Fransisco is another place I'd go to...wont be able to do america for a while tho...got thailand this november then gotta head out to New Zealand Jan 2013 for my mates wedding, have to go to that one as am best man
     
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  14. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Wouldnt trust myself in Vegas, but would love to go to the MGM & watch some ringside boxing then hit the blackjack tables, then fruitys then strip bars.

    Oh well, we can dream cant we.

    Pags, if wakey back from the Dam yet?
     
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  15. Cosmic_LUFC

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    supposed to be quality the strippers in vegas
     
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  16. Pags

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    He is yeah :) I don’t think hes a fan tbh. I loved it but I just got stoned :D and I was single both times so I enjoyed the flirting etc :D

    The MGM is a impressive place. Just go looking in the hotels though is amazing. I love the rollercoaster on New York New York. Its brilliant!

    I should get a few together to go but no-one would lol.
     
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  17. The-Don

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    I need a dollar dollar :)
     
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  18. Radebeens

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    I was planning on going to vegas for my 30th, but seeing as that's in SEptember, then not much chance of that happening now. Ah well, 31's the real 30.
     
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  19. Pags

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    Hey I went in the October and only booked the flights etc in the july time. Get it sorted Radebeer :D I will recommend it to anyone. Will even help you look if you want :D
     
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  20. Radebeens

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    I would, but I spent a small fortune on a laptop yesterday, thought i'd take advantage of Halifax's 1yr interest free credit card. If I went to Vegas too, I doubt it'll end up being interest free!
     
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