The perfect birthday present

Massive win today, that was our first win on my birthday since 2004 when we beat Aston Villa 0-1 thanks to a Giggs goal.

We are on a roll, i've not given up on the title yet.

 

A quality Birthday prezzy for you, just think after tomorrow dippers will lose and they will soon be back to 7th place

 

Indeed, .

 

I thought this was going to be about anal beads.

 

It is, and Mathh has some for you

 

Are they clean?

 

I was told you preferred them dirty Luv

 

That's why I asked.

 

lol

Awful performance, absolutely ****e, this is just an indication, yet another one that if Rooney is not playing the rest are utter tosh. Norwich bettered United today and thanks to a jammy set of ricochets you ended up with 3 points instead of one or none that the football deserved.

Without Rooney United would have no chance of 4th or higher and even with Rooney you can forget the league. United will lose 4 games at least between now and the end of the season, add a few draws and there you have it, no chance.

So much for demeaning Suarez 4 goals and assist against Norwich by you lot You needed some freak deflections to manage one against a relegation struggle team, you call this a massive win?

 

Sisu we were without our 2 best players today, we did very well to get a win.

 

Irony is lost on you so.

We can afford to lose 2 games in a row and still be ahead of United Remind me how you got on at the Etihad againYou've yet to go to the Bridge too.

 

Calm down Sisu. No need for a meltdown. United has just won 3 points

 

Shhhhhhhh, don't go there until we win tomorrow.

 

Says the captain of meltdowns, that was some meltdown you had last week. It seems your entire mental health is connected to whether United win or not, when they were losing you disappeared for the most part, with occasional spittle flinging meltdown cameos here and there. 4 wins against ****e and you are on the lighter meds again.

Liverpool 18 22 36
United 19 10 34

hmm, not much cause for meltdown there fistian Good result tomorrow and it's 5 points.

 

Remind me how many more points the team got for those 4 goals and assist against Norwich compared to the three points Danny's freak deflections just earned?

 

Not the point my lobotomised friend. We had all and sundry tell us Suarez goals were worth nothing because it was v Norwich and it was so easy.

Yet we see a dire United side struggle to compete with Norwich.

Your question is irrelevant and the answer obvious but given you recently lost a league on goal difference I'll remind you, Liverpool +22 with a game in hand, United +10

 

Makes no difference really, neither are gonna win the league my ******ed friend.

 

It's your birthday today? You should have said.

 

I'm glad us winning still upsets you

 

I smell the fear in you