My last semi final at Old Trafford ........

Believe what you want pal.

 

I'm not your Pal. You wish you had friends.

 

Quite a list I'd imagine ............. but punctures are inevitable I suppose

 

I don't mix with cat lovers sorry.

 

very funny smug boy. the list is huge but you only live once.

 

But 3/4 of the supporters are not from there !.

 

I'm not really into fat lasses mesel but fair play for owning up

 

I only **** one fat lass & that was when I was 14 year's old. I just **** it because I wanted to pop my cherry

 

No offence but are you English by birth?

 

My overriding memory of that semi final v Millwall was that of absolute and miserable dismay that we couldn't even beat a mid table Division One team to reach an FA Cup Final at the Millenium Stadium and by doing so, guaranteeing us a place in European competition (whatever the finals outcome) as Man Utd had finished 3rd in the EPL.

We just didn't turn up (again not for the first time in my life following the lads) and allowed a great opportunity to pass us by. I was gutted travelling back to the NE that day and to make matters worse, our car got stuck in one of those make shift car parks neat Old Trafford for over an hour after the game, hemmed in by bloody Millwall fans still celebrating their victory.

 

What do you think old man?

 

I don't want to mix with you. I just said you're not my pal. Thick ****.

 

Thank **** for that then

 

Merry Christmas fella, all the best.

 

Same to you cat man.

 

Holy Crap! You are human!

 

Of course I'm human but thats all you get from me tho

 

Don't worry about it, you've already surpassed all expectations there.

 

I surpassed myself to. anyway I'm off. don't eat to much bri we already know your a big one

 

Just finished preparing christmas dinner. Gonna be grand.