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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    My thoughts are that you have a tiny cock and no one to put it in.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jun 13, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    I'm certain we'd be able to get 10 thoughts for a penny from the OP.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 13, 2011
  3. You think your Kruller than me??

    You think your Kruller than me?? Member

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    <ok>this
     
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  4. RedBlackandWhiteside

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    please don't fantasise about my appendage and sex life. Makes me feel kind of creepy.
     
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    RedBlackandWhiteside, Jun 13, 2011
  5. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Is that you?

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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 13, 2011
  6. AH

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    You're right. I bet you are kind of creepy.
     
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  7. skalpel

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    Sounds nice, soya sauce is amazing. In fact, I'm going for a meal tonight and there's a sushi place not far from here. Looks like you just decided my night for me there.

    Thoughts?
     
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    skalpel, Jun 13, 2011
  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    Well if his two remaining braincells collide to produce an electrical charge of sub-mollecular proportions then technically that could constitute a thought in it's simplest form. So you could well be right OT.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jun 13, 2011
  9. RedBlackandWhiteside

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    almost...
     
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  10. Magpie Fozz

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  11. RedBlackandWhiteside

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    Despite all this, your new kit is still rubbish and you will all still look a bunch of plums wearing it next season.
     
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    RedBlackandWhiteside, Jun 13, 2011
  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    :police::police:peado alert :police::police:
     
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  13. You think your Kruller than me??

    You think your Kruller than me?? Member

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    Love that film.
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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  15. You think your Kruller than me??

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    its just gone 2oclock in the pm,,,,, thoughts??
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Honey Plum Cobbler
    ingredients
    serves 6 - 8
    1 kg (2 1bs) ripe plums, halved and stoned
    4 - 6 tbsps clear honey, to taste
    225 g (8 oz) wholemeal self-raising flour
    2 tbsps unrefined soft brown sugar
    15 g (1/2 oz) polyunsaturated margarine
    140 ml (1/4 pint) low fat natural yoghurt, or 1% fat
    fromage frais A little skimmed milk, for glazing

    method
    1. Put the plums into an ovenproof dish with the honey Cover the dish with a sheet of aluminium foil and cook in a preheated oven, 200°C/400°F/ Gas Mark 6, for 15 minutes.

    2. Put the flour and sugar into a large mixing bowl and rub in the margarine with your fingertips.

    3. Using a round-bladed knife, stir the yoghurt into the flour mixture, until it forms a soft, but firm, dough.

    5. Roll the dough out until it is approximately 1.5 cm (3/4 inch) thick. Cut out rounds of dough using a 5 cm (2 inch) cutter, to form the cobbles.

    6. Remove the plums from the oven and leave to cool.

    7. Arrange the cobbles around the edge of the dish, overlapping them slightly Brush the top of each cobble with a little milk.

    8. Return the dish to the oven and cook until the cobbles are well risen and brown.


    Serve hot with the latest Newcastle kit....Hmmmmm delicious.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jun 13, 2011
  17. AH

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    plums are purple, silly
     
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  18. RedBlackandWhiteside

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    some are black, which essentially, is what your new kit is.
     
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    RedBlackandWhiteside, Jun 13, 2011
  19. skalpel

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    A prune is a dried plum.

    Thoughts?
     
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    skalpel, Jun 13, 2011
  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Some people are idiots, which essentially, is what you are.
     
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