Two reasons why I go to those lengths. Firstly it gets me away from the wife. Secondly, having just bought a new estate car I wanna see if I can fill the boot. As the actress said to the bishop...
I live on top of a mountain so no chance of flooding. But still need to use my blower. It's a power tool!
An estate car? A proper dads vehicle and no mistake, as you have seen I also own this type of practical, sensible and slightly boring mode of transport. You getting a trailer?
I was reading a true story some time ago about a bloke who moved to the top of a mountain because of his concerns about global warming. Genuinely, the snow melted and ****ed his house up. Only a bastard will be smiling having read that.
No need. Even the wife's luggage couldn't fill the boot of the new motor. Well maybe not... How's the Audi going?
That's bullshit. Snow never melts round our house. It's like a scene from ice age every day, can't move for all the ****ing wooly mammoths
Mondeo estate. Got a right deal on a special edition. Gave it away. It doesnt corner as well as the Clio sport mind
CG why are you questioning Mullets use of a blower? Power tools never need any explanation. Watching Strictly or X Factor on the other hand, do need explanation.
Gardening tip. If you get stray cats ****ting in your garden never use a portable leaf sucker chopper upper upperer.
..... One word - General Motors. That looks like two words but when you examine it very closely you will find those letters are actually a very clever illusion and what it actually says is SCRAP.
Leafs make wonderful compost Andy. Bag em up and drop em off at my allotment, then i'll let the little beauties rot down for a year and work them into my land. Massive cabbages.... http://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/factsheets/making_leafmould.php
