O/T Strictly-fat Robbie kinell!!

I'm watching Strictly on sufferance, **** me how **** is Robbie Williams. He wouldnt get through boot camp, unless he was being mentored by Louie obviously!!
A better version of Putting on the Ritz here, and more in tune

[video=youtube;uH-Jidgqse8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-Jidgqse8[/video]

 

Seriously worried about you Chazz

 

Im with Mel. There must be a thousand other, manly things you could be doing rather than watching that.

 

Its family time innit. I'm on here too. Daughters love it, what can i say.

Just dont speak Abby theres a good girl.

 

Christ on a bike Chazz.

I get stick for watching The X Factor, which may or may not be deserved.

But Strictly is proper ponces kit, it takes it to another level.

Family time or not it just cannot be justified.

 

Don't listen to em chazz. Guess what, that diving show you like with tom Daley is back on soon. Happy days in the chazz house

 

I think a little part of me just died.

 

Your penis has died?

 

If my penis died I wouldn't be long following him.

Could anyone genuinely continue existence without a penis? Life would be pointless.

 

First talk of Tom Daley and now you mention Hatsers chopper.

Explain, because needless to say I'm concerned.

 

Women may exist without one. Just a thought bob

 

I'm just experimenting with metrosexuality. Nothing to be concerned about. I will be doing manly stuff tomorrow - gotta use me leaf blower to clear the garden of leaves and use me lazer spirit level to hang more pictures

 

a lot of women have a quite a few in their lifetime

 

Good point well made raymondo

 

A leaf blower?

The truly insane have taken over the asylum.

I'll give it 12 hours and all the leaves you've blown away will have been replaced by other bastards.

What is the point?

 

Ah, there's a madness to my method. All the leaves have now fallen off the trees so I just blow them around the garden and swear a lot. Easy peasy

 

Do you blow them into a big pile and bon 'em or even better blow them into a much despised neighbours garden?

 

Neither. I intend to blow em into a pile to bag and tip em, but they fly every ****ing where so I swear a lot and give up after blowing em all around the garden

 

Tip 'em?

What are you talking about Andrew?

Why go to those lengths?

They are bio degradable so you can dump 'em anywhere . Well as far as I'm concerned you can.

Just drive a couple of hundred yards up the road and chuck 'em out of your car window.

 

Amazed me that after the recent floods, even in the worst affected areas, the leaves and other detritus was still neatly in place along the shrubbery rather than scattered all over the roads and paths.

So, don't sweep them, just flood it.