I know we have a few games before we play these deplorable ****s, but I'm sure you can forgive me for my enthusiasm regarding the first Humber-Tees derby for a few months. Here's a chant I've been working on since the draw: Smoggies smoggies smoggies! ****s! ****s! ****s! Smoggies! ****s! Smoggies! ****s! Smoggies smoggies smoggies! ****s! ****s! ****s! Feel free to add your own.
Heh I was looking today at our up coming games and when I saw this I thought you'd be well up for it. You still banned from their board?
I don't think I've been banned from there. The only place I've been banned from is HCO. Still, only one way to find out...
I started off penning a version of Frosty The Snowman called Smoggie the Fatman but got writers block. All I've got so far.... Smoggie the Fatman was a big fat silly tit. He smells of poo cos his kegs are full of ****. Needs some work, I can 't really argue with that.
To the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Smoggies are just thick geordies And the Tee's a smelly brown They're in for a real good hiding When the Tigers come to town Ok a bit lame…but at least I had a go!
To the tune of; There's a Kind of Hush - Herman's Hermits There's a kind of hush All over the Riverside All over the ground I can't hear a sound 'Cos City's winning away. please log in to view this image Speaking of Herman's Hermits, did anyone know the band members were; Michael Parkinson Our own Billy Whitehurst Michael Caine Little Jimmy Krankie and another bloke?...Trevor Brooking?
Gonna empty my bowels, Down by the riverside, Down by the riverside, Down by the riverside. Gonna empty my bowels, Down by the riverside, Down by the riverside. You ain't gonna ****ing score no more, ****ing score no more, You ain't gonna ****ing score no more You ain't gonna ****ing score no more ****ing score no more, You ain't gonna ****ing score no more.
I know they aint replied yet, but http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/241914-Ready-for-your-cup-final-on-January-4th Has to be a contender for best thread of the year. That's so simple but so effective. Good work young man!
apart from being one of our real rivals you mean? forget the fabricated stuff you here on the 'local' radio station with only self interest at heart and concentrate on our real historic rivals, ie Sunderland, the Sheffields, Bradford, Huddersfield, etc.
