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Fouling Suarez to become legal...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by good kop red kop, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. good kop red kop

    good kop red kop Active Member

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    Fouling Suarez to become legal

    THE FA has confirmed that as of 7pm last night, kicking Luis Suarez is no longer a punishable offence.

    The nibbly striker has been the cause of several bookings this season after players have kicked him, including yesterday’s red card against Paulinho, which many supporters feel is against the spirit of the game.

    FA spokesman Tom Logan said: “We’ll keep it to just kicking him as hard as anyone likes for now but if he doesn’t get the picture then we’ll legalise biting him a bit as well.”

    The Uruguayan will appeal against the FA’s ruling later this week but their lawyers have defended the decision on the basis they made it as a friendly, conciliatory gesture.

    The FA will also send Suarez a basket of apples with a note asking how he likes them.

    Similar previous measures have been used by the FA, such as the now-defunct 2002 ruling that required all references to Robbie Savage, both on and off the pitch, to be prefaced with the phrase ‘that arsehole’.

    Match of the Day has supported the move, with the show launching a ‘Hoofing Suarez in the nuts of the month’ competition.

    Merry Xmas everyone.... <party> GKRK
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    its ****ing ground hog day.

    i wont fall for the same wum twice <steam>
     
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  3. saintanton

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    "I'm getting this terrible sense of deja vu"
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    <laugh>

    Merry Christmas GKRK, ignore these miserable sods
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Great thread, Better than Luv's. <ok>

    #moodybatard
     
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  6. good kop red kop

    good kop red kop Active Member

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    Hopefully it's the gift that keeps on giving.... GKRK
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Even as a reds fan who would like to keep Suarez safe from danger...

    ... I have to admit that Paulino did a pretty cool karate kick.

    With him in their team Spurs needn't worry about zombie attacks.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think the FA need to go one further.

    All defenders should be allowed to "bear arms" just in case the rabid dog attacks... they can tell "it's comgin right for us" and open fire whenever.

    That should level the playing field at least a bit for the poor dears.

    JOhn terry you have been warned you are far too old and slow so please make sure your ref is well bribed to look the other way when you do have to foul persistently to stop him.
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It is literally legal now. According to every ref we've had in the last few games. <ok>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It's also legal to book him for no reason now.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Its ridiculous at this point... we need a friendly.. well paid journo to show this on tv and villify some refs...


    My issue today was that not one occasion did LFC captain (agger) nor skertl nor lucas as our supposedly senior players go surround that ref and berate him. he was obviously one for influencing and we see other sides do it constantly and benefit. suarez had 3 separate kics and not one gave the ref verbals and they left it to the man himself... total lack of leadership i find... at least carragher did it.. gerrard sometimes.. we need to abuse refs far more.
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It'll be made official once Parliament reconvenes after the Christmas break.
     
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  13. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    What's one of them?
     
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  14. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    He's soft, he's a southern hemisphere-er...
     
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  15. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Did Rodgers mention it in the after match interview? He should, compile a dossier and present it at the the next pre-match conference he does.
    Simply show, then say no action was taken against player "X"..
     
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