........... let's see who can post the most ridiculous rumour ......... whether factual, fictional or simply insane. The best will recieve a special prize and the most bizzarre, that comes true, will get a visit from Santa. I've been told that Hoddle will be cartaker at Spurs, with Stuart Pearce as his 2nd in command, until the end of the season.
It was me not Julio Cesar who was approached to come out of retirement to play in goal. (We have the same initials!). However, I turned them down as I couldn't afford the pay cut. Is this what you wanted? Look out behind you! I won't fall for that old.....aaaaaaaargh!
The blokes playing for England in Australia are a cricket team - unbelievable where these rumours come from
I have a white beard and round stomach. Oh, I see what you mean.....no, that's just what the wife and bairn say to me.
Robbie Keane to be Poyets first signing, Charles N'Zogbia the second.. [video=youtube;sg-vgGuTD8A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-vgGuTD8A[/video]