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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Fez, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Oh you fooker. I nearly choked on my yorkie bar. I can't think of a better sound track for that either.

    My problem with it is...badger? That's not a badger! It's death on legs. You'd never see one called Brock would you? More likely to be called Chuck or Ryback. I apologise for my previously insulting comments towards these demons, even my Buster would struggle with one of them, but, I dispute their right to use the name of Badger.
     
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  2. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    I did have poultry when the bitch first arrived ( two year-old). The cock and the last hen, unfortunately for them, got out of the run. Fatal. It taught 'em a lesson, though - they never did it again.....
     
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  3. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Oh. My. God.
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube_share;4r7wHMg5Yjg]http://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg[/video]

    If you ever wanted to know what Don Galante sounds like, well I'm the narrator of this little montage.

    My favourite bit is where the King Cobra bites the Honey Badger and all it's deadly venom does is knock the HB out for a couple of minutes.

    He then wakes up and carries on as if **** all happened.

    I'm all against this name change but if we were going to be renamed the Hull Honey Badgers I'd be all for it.
     
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  5. guitartrax

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    Actually Happy Tiger I havent been quite as transparent as I should have. The teak shed is actually an old wheelhouse taken off a boat in 1965, but as it was going to end its days on an allotment I decided to rename it and call it "A Shed" I know this is true as the old boy who took on my allotment in 1954 came to visit it last year. He hasent seen it for over 40 years when he gave it up in the early 70,s he was 102 years old and a pretty amazing bloke. He recons the shed still smelled the same as it did all them years ago and he got a little emotional telling me about all the good times he,d spent down there in his younger days.
     
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  6. guitartrax

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    I also grow all the stuff you grow along in my greenhouses, along with basil, aubergines and this year I tried something new, Cape gooseberries and got tons of fruit off them. I dont have a terrier of any description although I have seen one of my chickens kill a mouse and down it in one which was interesting to watch.
     
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  7. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    A pigeon got into my run, and a big old Maran hen I had then, just purely did it in. Sharpish.
     
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  8. Kempton

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    Right I've had enough of this ****, im going to build my own shed and it's going to be the best shed on the whole of 606. **** you all
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Photos or it didn't happen.
     
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  10. guitartrax

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    Oh yer, tongue and groove or ply sheet, pitched roof or pent? yer not easy is it, talks cheap. Bring it on yer wood butcher..
     
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  11. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    You can be sure.
     
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  12. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Tongue and groove obviously, apex roof for me. Yeah not sniggering now are you.
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Well. You're talking the talk big man. Will you measure up?

    TWT.

    PS Don't forget to lash the fooker down this time.
     
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  14. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    This is what Kempers effort will turn out like;

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  15. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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  17. Happy Tiger

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    lol at both of you. That 2nd one Carmine could cost you 12k a year on the sea front in Skeggy.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    No. That's your Mums house that is.

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