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Joke about a wicked boss !

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    <peacedove>A secretary complained about her boss..... She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed".

    Every time he comes into the office, I must do
    the LAPTOP position
    and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
    the SPREADSHEET format.
    I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,
    so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
    which is most uncomfortable.
    Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
    Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER,ENTER the whole day till he is in
    MICROSOFT stage.
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    You are mental <laugh>
     
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  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    That's his best one so far <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 11, 2013
  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I know <laugh>

    #stayofthemushrooms
     
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    KingEric07., Dec 11, 2013
  5. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Stop playing with your floppy!!
     
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  6. saintanton

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    Bit too graphics card for me.
     
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    astro Well-Known Member

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    In before the merge <ok>
     
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  8. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Did he take her over the Pivot Table....
     
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  9. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    I'll show you conditional formatting!!
     
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  10. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why didn't he get her to photocopy his knob... just like the rest of us! <whistle>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Dec 11, 2013
  11. saintanton

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    Not very PC.
     
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  12. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I'm going to have to monitor this thread..........
     
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  13. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Maybe she should have a Word. Maybe he just does this to help her excel in her role.
    All in all he seems quite a compassionate boss, he could just RAM it in.
     
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    Redbrynner, Dec 11, 2013

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