FAO Nags

I have to agree with you on the stars, I haven't even got a ****in clue what they are.
That said, I still think you're a ****.

 

just making a point about the childish shenanigans that your brethren find humerous, its quite frankly pathetic, and your quite right, we couldnt give a ****, its blatently obvious by now where the line is drawn.

1 starring everything is a waste of time, tagging everything is a waste of time, neg repping is a waste of time.

having a bit of banter with us as a few of you with the capicity to do so, do, ending in good debate, a few laughs (not so much the wannabee commedien).

The steve wraith (acs) followers can all find a coffin to follow for me like and they know who they are

skills and shimmy and the likes, probably NYPD's funniest (very far from finest)

 

Woah woah woah... I take exception to "wannabe"... wannabe a wannabe, at the moment my agent's philosophy on ticket selling is taken from Field of Dreams...

 

Why not just not give a **** about rep, star ratings etc and read the content?

I've never thought 'I won't read that, it's 1 star', nor do I check my rep, I'm a 33 year old man I couldn't give a monkeys dick, and the tags? Quite a chuckle for me, easily ignored if your a soft twat.

Nothing further.

 

There's three mags come on here who are worth talking to.

Baldy Jimmy, QWOP & Mexican hat.

 

And how many are worth what we get up to, because I'm having trouble urinating without wincing, and I know that's nowt to do with my side...

 

You really do need to speak to your GP about that.

 

My GP's a Mackem, he's got enough problem worrying about what's wrong with the 11 pricks he has to watch at the weekend

 

Good comeback, I'll give you that one.

 

I'll put you down for 2 tickets to my next show... I'll make sure it doesn't clash with any relegation six pointers

 

Very kind of you, I could always use them as Xmas pressies.
Do you want me to PM you my address?

 

is there genuinely someone you hate that much that hasn't got the hint yet?

Can't believe you haven't got your Christmas presents sorted yet you lazy sod! Not one of these Christmas Eve nutjobs fuelled on caffeine and the tears of children I hope...

 

On a serious note, if anybody does fancy coming to one of my drunken performances, my PM box is open. Show dates are subject to availability of alcohol and excuses to get out of work the next day.

Hecklers and wannabe pugilists welcome, but at a different venue

 

JDPF is canny funny like

 

shame

 

You cheeky sod, I haven't started selling my username as advertising space for cheap sports shop tat like wor Mike

 

Wahay!

 

You're going to fill a comedy club with ghosts...

That's one way of playing to a sold out audience.

 

Not a comeback Billy you set him right up for his punchline!!! I imagine he'd hoped you'd say something like that.

 

Izee fook.

Dont butter him up 'cos I think he likes that ****. Confrontation flirt that one.