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Toure has catastrophic meltdown after Hull goal

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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    [video]http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/kJ5LM9h4S5VlgZOQMKOU2A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/dh/ap/default/131202/toure.gif[/video]



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  2. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    #doomed
     
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  3. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Reminiscent of Sammy Kufour in 99'
     
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  4. Whole Lotta Lovren

    Whole Lotta Lovren Active Member

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    Love the guy's enthusiasm and commitment to the cause. Shame we didn't sign him 10 years ago.
     
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  5. Rubbersoul

    Rubbersoul Well-Known Member

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    I want to see that from a player to be honest, if he was just shrugging his shoulders shows his lack of desire.

    He looks like me when I lose a 90th minute game on FIFA.
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    my meltdown in the pub was similar <laugh>
     
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    Nice that someone made that gif. I was advocating for it in the matchday thread. It so perfectly sums up what was wrong with that bloody match :mad:
     
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  8. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    This action caused small earthquakes in Australia
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Always thought Toure was a bit of a fracker <whistle>
     
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  10. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    I miss Reina's tantrums.
     
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  11. good kop red kop

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    Liverpool fans welcome return of utter hopelessness

    SUPPORTERS have applauded Liverpool&#8217;s return to comedic woefulness following yesterday&#8217;s defeat at Hull.

    Protestors outside the KC Stadium had demanded that the Liverpool board bring back the slapstick style of play that fans have enjoyed over the last few decades.

    The demonstration was headed by former player and beloved physical comedy performer Djimi Traore, who managed to fall over three times and accidentally set fire to his banner.

    Manager Brendan Rogers said: &#8220;We rested Danny Sturridge to make sure he stopped his run of scoring goals and Skrtel continues to be the most brilliantly uncoordinated man I&#8217;ve ever worked with, so it all went to plan.

    &#8220;It&#8217;s one thing losing to quality teams like Southampton and Arsenal but if we really want to challenge for a bottom-four place we have to be having our arse handed to us by the small boys, too.&#8221;

    The return of Joe Allen to the side, whom fans affectionately refer to as &#8216;Like if Xavi had a stroke&#8217;, and the continued existence of Iago Aspas, all bode well for Liverpool&#8217;s future mediocrity, but most agree that Suarez needs to leave as soon as possible.

    Liverpool fan Wayne Hayes said: &#8220;He may be an abusive cannibal with a dubious centre of gravity near the penalty area but the way he controls the ball and makes it go in the net just isn&#8217;t the Liverpool way.

    &#8220;Igor Biscan. Jan Kromkamp. Bjorn Kvarme. Now they were proper old-school bags of ****.&#8221; GKRK
     
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  12. afcftw

    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    10 years ago he was playing for Arsenals Invincibles.. somehow i don't think getting him then was an option for you lot :p

    He is a professional though and always wants to do his best, whether it was at Arsenal, City or now 'Pool. He is the type of experienced player it is good to have around the youngsters.
     
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