Anyone know how to stop it ****ing defaulting to pissing asterisks when I swear like a ****er on the ****ing app on my phone?
Cheers, I know where you mean on the website but I can't see an equivalent on the app. Bollocks to it.
A Jack Russell wouldn't cut the mustard, they're not even a recognised KC breed. If the Tiger chose a Bedlington as it's wing dog, it'd walk it. A Bedlington would ruin a Honey Badger and then have a lion by the mane, shaking it to death as the Tiger is sharpening it's claws.
Christ on a bike I've never read such nonsense. A Ratel( otherwise known as a Honey Badger) would dry bum a Bedlington all day long. Pound for pound this meanest and most fearsome critter on the planet. I don't make such statements lightly, I don't need to, I have nothing to prove but; Three honey badgers and a stoat would take down a fully grown tiger. I'm not sure the stoat would even be needed to be honest. To claim a Bedlington would knack a Honey Badger is nothing short of mental.
Saw a stoat kill a rabbit a few weeks ago. Heartless bastards. I like the idea of having one on the bench as an impact sub, ready to come on for the last few minutes and change the course of a theoretical inter-species brawl so fair do's.
You're crazy. My dog, half Jack Russell half Yorkshire Terrier, could EASILY take a badger down, honey or other wise. He's a right mean little bastard if you don't give him the Bonio you're holding. Or if you're slapping one of my girls or the missus. Annoyingly he's ok if I'm being slapped and will ofttimes help. Bastard, I've seen him, literally, run rings around a Doberman and a German shepherd. He's just too quick, and small, worst case he'd get stuck in the badgers throat and choke the fooker to death. The ONLY thing that can best him is a Squirrel. That's cos the sneaky bastards leg it up trees, otherwise he'd be cleaning squirrel nuts out of his teeth. If I paired him up with a Siberian Husky, they'd be unbeatable. Stamina, speed, strength and deadly.
Drivel. A honey badger would wipe it's arse with your pooch They kill and eat cobras so I can 't see it having any problems with a Yorkshire Terrier.
HALF Yorkie, HALF Jack Russell. I'm telling you, it's a potent combination. We don't have many cobra's near us so I can't comment on that, but he did rip an Adder a new one on a walk. They don't ponce about with a wide face and spitting bollocks either, proper British hardnut of a snake that.
There's a clip on You Tube of a honey badger scrapping with half a dozen lions. I'd link it but don't know how to on my **** I phone. Bet your Yorkshire Terrier couldn't do that.
