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Evelyn Richardson ‏@Celticchick69

Proud of my city and its people, respect to the glasgow taxi drivers, offering help at an awful awful time pic.twitter.com/ujHjPPWKZV
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I think it's been mentioned before.

 

wigwam pants

 

Is it just me, or is that bottle strategically placed?

 

Wouldn't surprise me with it being FHM.

 

There's creamy yoghurt on the top shelf too

 

I've just noticed the yoghurt... Why is there so much yoghurt in that fridge?!

it's not like she's on a diet, she's got a pasty on the counter... And to be honest, now I'm wondering if she's even bending down to get something from the fridge, or whether she waddles around like that because of rickets induced by her mainly yoghurt based subsistence.

 

Like you'd care.

 

Afternoon guys, it's been a while. How is everyone?

 

By golly, thought the Gerries had got you old boy! How's it going?

We seem to be doing smashing according to the league table!

 

I would so too care... It'd make her insecure and vulnerable, my niche

 

Chipper mate, chipper.
It's amazing what 4 wins on the bounce can do to the mood.
Hope you are well mate.

 

We are dong smashing.

 

I am doing nothing of the sort with AB, honest guys!!!

Shhhhh AB, they won't like us if they know we partake in dong smashing... The internet is a cruel place

 

Umm tasty.

 

Fine, apart from being unemployed. Enjoying the results over the last month.

 

I have a story for you gents... Slightly ashamed of myself, but I'll tell it anyway...

I really wanted to see Thor 2... Now, most of my friends from the area I actually met at Uni and subsequently have moved back down to their hometowns... And all my work mates were, well, at work, so I asked this lass I knew had a crush on me, as we all know it's socially unacceptable to go alone to see a film. Back-up plan was buy two tickets anyway and then loudly bemoan my bad luck at being "stood-up", and then place my popcorn on the spare seat... Anyway, this lass said yes. All I hoped for was that she didn't ask what it meant... That hope was shattered within seconds...

"Is this a date".. To which I honestly replied, "I just want to see Thor 2, you can call it what you want!", hoping this would stub it out successfully.... And it did, for a few minutes, til the opening credits. "But is this a date though?"...

I'm not proud, but when I get irritated, I get more flippant and sarcastic... and it's very irritating being talked at in the cinema, when you simply want to watch Chris Hemsworth hit people with a hammer, so I said "If it's less pressure, think of it as a pre-relationship interview... Question 1, who do you see yourself being with in 5 years time? Question 2, I've been looking over your relationship history and it looks messy. I would like to stress my client has a preference for loyalty... Also, do you have any references?"

Long story short, I saw most of Thor 2 alone, and it was f***ing awesome

 

Yeah it's strange feeling so optamistic about Newcastle.
I've been pretty busy at uni so haven't posted much recently but it's good to see that this place is still going strong!

 

It is. I'd like to strategically place cock in her hoop.

<tries to lure Boa out of hiding>

 

You legend!

 

He'll be lurking fella, that's for sure.
If you started a thread on how good Sky coverage is... that will do the trick....