No doubt someone will call me racist. In fact someone definitely will now I've said that. But it's an accent I couldn't imagine from a black man. Much in the way I couldn't imagine a white man with a native African or Arabic/Asian accent.
Christian Benteke has now gone seven Premier League games without a goal; his longest drought in the English top-flight Sunderland have gone five away matches without scoring in the Premier League for the first time since May 2009
I'm very glad Leicester are top of the Championship. Not just because I have a bet on them getting promotion, but also because it means QPR aren't top.
I don't mind players not celebrating but Ramsey was doing that 'Ayatollah' head-slapping thing they do. That's not just respect that's a clear sign of support for Cardiff. Not something you'd want your player doing on the pitch is it? Arsenal are ace. Fulham are ****. Pulis is a tramp. I'm staying up in the hope of seeing some Scunny squirrels.
I laughed out loud at that. The fact they showed that trick made me think it was about to lead to an amazing goal - then he just twats it out for a throw in on the far side