O/t Modern BUZZWORDS/PHRASES you hate

Are you in 1970s America Monty? You crack me up dude. Outta sight!

 

I was about to say the exact same thing. He sounds like a character from a black 70's/80's sitcom.

 

Sounds like what happens to my undies after 12 Extra Smooth.

 

'my bad' is the worst one for me.

any self-respecting british or antipodean person who says it gets punched reet in the fookin face, like. same applies to women - no mercy when the 'my bad' phrase is uttered. it is just a **** excuse of a statement of apology. apologise properly or just fook off.

awesome....

 

When people say something is "so cringe" or just say "cringe" rather than "cringeworthy".

Anything that's come from Geordie Shore, The Only Way Is Essex or Made In Chelsea.

 

"awesome" is sooo 80's.

Yo bad

 

Don`t they mean `ace`

 

"You're not seeing the bigger picture" , the phrase that makes steam come out of my ears when management use it.

 

I never have and never will watch one of these shows..

 

With you there Reg. .
Makes me want to boot the telly screen in.

 

Ditto.

PS Unless Susannah Reid is gonna get her Walter Mitties out on one of them.

 

Talk to the hand coz this face aint listening

You heard mutha fooka

 

I ****ing hate those trendy management-speak young pups who throw the lingo at you and think they're cool because of it

Think outside the box, push the envelope, bounce it around etc - makes me want to ram a knitting up their nostrils

 

Those kind of people are just total CNF's.

 

I hate a lot of this so called text speak that seems to be invading every written media..

 

I'd also like to torture, maim and severely handicap people who shout 'TUNE!' when a song comes on at the pub or wherever

 

u iz not wiv it adall blud

 

But they do help you breath more easily..

 

Me neither
Never watch any of the reality shows because I know I'll end up shouting at the telly and sound just like my dad

Most hated phrase - Singing off the same hymn sheet - feel the need to horribly mutilate anybody who says this

 

Here's an old one for you
" think outside the box"