The level of crap coming into our language seems to be rising faster than ever. I've only just got used to saying "guys" instead of "blokes" so I'm probably trapped in a bit of a time warp but I've been taking "selfies" for ages. Anyway for starters how about .. BROWN BAG SESSION - real meaning, you work though your lunch we won't pay you for it oh, and you might get a curled up cheese sarnie best response is "Piss Off" Next
Blue sky thinking & low hanging fruit - management bullshit for do nowt but steal other people's ideas.
The reinvention of the word gay (Now meaning Lame, Sad) And the Audacity of Homosexuals and Lesbians who are in uproar at 'their' word being reinvented when they reinvented the word themselves. There's 26 letters in the alphabet with 1000s of new word possibilities. JUST MAKE UP A NEW WORD AND STOP ****ING WITH OUR LANGUAGE!
All the Americanisms that are creeping in to our language. Ass instead of arse, buddy instead of mate, guys instead of blokes, etc. It's ****e man. The ****ers miss out the u in words like colour, labour, favourite etc. I mean ffs, English is their national language & they can't even spell it. Plus, I'll tell you this, I can't stand the way Google chrome flags it up as miss spelt when it isn't. Thick Yank twats.
Divided by a common language. They change everything to make it easier to spell, cos they're a bit thick like!
Endgame roadmap - how to complete the project/job shovel ready - meaning the project/building is ready to start shoulder surf - to stand behind someone and watch how to do something on a PC lets throw something into the long grass and see what comes out -discuss something lets unpack this - discuss something All of the above have been used by a person who I work with
What language do we speak - oh yeah ENGLISH. ****ing American bastards trying to take over the world. I don't sypathise (not sympathize) or empathise (not empathize) with any of them!! What boils my piss is the "Thats amazing dot com" - Adding "Dot Com" on the end of something.... WHY!!!!!
During my teaching days we were often subjected to hours of total bollocks from overpaid "trainers" who just loved to "run ideas up the flagpole" etc. you could at the time download a sheet called Bullshit Bingo. I only ever once completed a line but a loudly coughed "bullshit" really helped the morning pass more quickly!
People who describe everything as 'Epic'. Going on Xbox Live for 5 minutes fries my brain as well, it's a jungle of double-hard bastards (obviously) who appear to have their own language.
That's cool, sent off, That's far out, like what, at the end of the day. Hey man I am freaking out you dude, hit me with 5 and cut me some slack Jack or i'll do a number on you, you sucker. People who say "you know" at the end of every sentence or right.
