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Friday Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TN8, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. TN8

    TN8 Member

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    Went to buy a new Christmas tree last night. The assistant asked me "will you be putting this up yourself?"

    "No I will not, you sick bastard" I replied, "It's going in the living room!"

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    Some wedding advice for the bride-to-be Kate Middleton......

    ................ SEAT BELT....................





    <GAILMUIR>
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    that picture...its like some XXX waking nightmare horror version of thomas the tank engine
     
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  3. Castleger

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    It's no often you see a train with such a big nose <jewexpressmuir>
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    would you buy a used car from this train ?
     
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