Russian Brides

Bit late to be realising that chap

 

Well to be fair I am a ****

My 3rd wife is great, if I met her before the 1st life would have been so much easier.

 

Does she partake in the banned substances?

 

I'd advise caution with the Russian bride thing Tina. I got one last year for a mates's Xmas. Imagine his horror when he opened her up and there were loads of little ones all inside the other. They ate him out of house and home and then ****ed off leaving him liable for the bedroom tax.

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Laughed out loud at that one.

 

Yep

We do it together, got a night out planned this Sat and she sorted out the gear for once

 

I guess I should listen to her more when shes talking.

Problem is I can't stand her facing me.

 

My friend you couldn't handle her she's one hell of a woman.

 

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Not a chance.

Women are difficult enough to fathom at the best of times, never mind them being Russian!

 

Don't you mean, he, ya gay **** Toblerone

 

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Beel

 

I think if u are a ugly twat, living on your own, with no mates, and want a change from rubbing your own all the time, then why not? In fact might give it a go..... x x

 

I wouldn't rule it out in general but not a Russian.

 

Don't know, the average Russian woman (based on travelling on the Moscow metro) is far prettier than what you see in London Paris or other large cities I've been to.

 

My brother went out with a Latvian girl, if I had to describe her using one word, that word would be: "evil". Nothing against Latvians, when I was a kid our nextdoor neighbour was a Latvian man and he was the nicest most decent person you could meet. So, in conclusion: it's the birds you need to be wary of.

 

Met a lady from Nova Scotia twelve years ago and she flew over for Xmas.Turned out to be a triathlete with a great body and a hot libido.Best Christmas I ever had.

 

Did you pay for her to fly over?

 

She payed for the flights, but he contributed to the cost of the "operation".